Cockpit Quotes
 

Some lines I just 'love' hearing over and over every trip ......., feel free to add your own.

"This company is #$%%^" - Yes, but that is not helping.

"Have you joined the union?" - No, I am investing in white elephants

"What you need to do is ...."

"Why havent you joined the union" - Too busy hunting snipe

................... please continue:E

Good Captain but a Kiwi!

" I have just farted and that STUNKS! "


Had me laughing anyway!
The Cav:cool:

Sounds as though you are referring to GD?

1. Don’t touch that, that’s my job (slap)!!!!
2. Want to see a picture of my Bentley?
3. Want to see a picture of my Fax Machine?
4. You’re a bunch of cocky %$#$%%$ (during MSS).
5. You’re a pr!ck. (yes he did get Cat B’d and very quiet trip)
6. You going to make? Yes I am! (just, FDAP would not be happy today)
7. You going to eat that? (yes he was a Captain)
8. Can you put a mint on my pillow? (they were friends, I hope)
9. This is Cathay Pacific.
10. You want flap now? (or is it flaps)
11. FLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a raised voice with the most proper British accent.....

" Is that the way you always wake up a SENIOR CHECK AND TRAINING CAPTAIN at cathay pacific airways?"

....as I gently shook his foot because the knock didn't wake him the first time.

I should have realised then!!!

"I strongly suggest you accept this offer! I gaurantee you! You will not have your day in court!"

MG and ST

Simple answer...YES, if you don't like it, get an alarm clock.:ok:

"Why did you leave your previous company" :)

Hello First Officer Bloggs, welcome to your Cat B interview.:*

Apologies for slight thread drift...

Cutting costs indeed!!!! I dare the AOA to write to the SCMP to educate Ms So as to the reasoning behind Cathay firing 50 pilots! Mind you, we wouldn't want to endanger our new found relationship now, would we???

Why don't you write Rick?:confused:

Already have BusyB. Would be nice for our association to take the lead.

Well done. I've passed it on to the office for Monday morning. What date was the report?:ok:

"Do you know what CRM stands for?... Cockpit Remains Mineeeeee!!!!!!"

BusyB - the report was in Saturday's SCMP.

Quote,

"There are two rules in my cockpit,
Rule number 1, The power levers belong to me.
Rule number 2, I am god."

"it has never taken 3 years for an S/O to upgrade"

"you guys will be upgraded within 12 months at this rate"

Q: Why dont we use ANR headsets?
A: "What? I cant hear you!"

:ok:

MAX:cool:

Commander to new F/O;
Well all I can tell you from my 250 years of experience is that there are 3 ways to fly:
the feds' way,the company's way and most important the Captain' s way....:)

hmm..come again?

Newesso,

My guess is your not online yet are you?

You will understand after a few years of eating sandwiches.

MAX:cool:

time to command
 

"age 65 retirement will not slow time to command".........

What is the approach in Adak...from memory, don't use cheat sheet, Notams, or anything on board!?

What page number is the hold speeds on?...It is a good number to know! That's why it is in front of Jepps now!

When does EPR lock occur?

I'd like my bed made this way! (statement, not question)

Why is latitude on the perfomance page?

Why doesn't every FO teach the SO, instead of proving that he knows more than the new joiner SO?...what's with all the questions?...a good discussion is better than a rant!, we get that in the sim!

This was an FO asking this crap?????

Saturday's SCMP
 

Have a look in outgoing corrspondence on the AOA website.

Saturday's SCMP
 

Have a look at outgoing correspondence on the AOA website

I'll make a note of that...........

Cat A F/O to Capt on overnight :

Nice landing
My shout
I'll take the ugly one !

Are We There Yet !!

S/Os "When can I go to bed.."

" Livin the dream ! "

" Who else will pay you to sit in Paris sipping red wine on a Monday "

" The legal fees for my divorce was more than 700 000 HK $ "

and the best of all - to an SO:

" My overtime this month is double your entire salary! "

An old one but still heard, even now, since automation spoiled all the fun

"What's it doing now?'

Not heard on the Restdeck... but pprune
 

I am in the Union, I have a backbone and a huge set of cajones

So you're the one!!!

Dave Priest had many, many quotes...:E

'A balanced wing is a happy wing'
' anyone who can be blindfolded with dental floss shouldn't fly an airplane'
'you're going to f*ck-up this landing...'(usually just before the checker board)
'tank to engine, going for a pi$$'

and so on...

FLight engineer after I really crunched it in :

" Ive seen better landings than this where everybody died! "

this is hilarious hahaha

You got the last bit wrong Ski...

It's " my way"!

Capt to FO:

"If I screw up you screwed up for letting me screw up."

Relax. Don't treat this as a check, its all training.

"That was good, just a few debriefing items to discuss, more for my benefit...."

"Ok, don't treat this as a checkride, treat this like a normal line flight, I just wanna see things standard" (As if there's another way to fly at CX) :hmm:

"My salary alone could put the entire economy of France back into the black".

Said on the flight deck in front of 3 ground staff while still on the ground in CDG.