Cockpit Quotes
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Cockpit Quotes
Some lines I just 'love' hearing over and over every trip ......., feel free to add your own.
"This company is #$%%^" - Yes, but that is not helping.
"Have you joined the union?" - No, I am investing in white elephants
"What you need to do is ...."
"Why havent you joined the union" - Too busy hunting snipe
................... please continue
"This company is #$%%^" - Yes, but that is not helping.
"Have you joined the union?" - No, I am investing in white elephants
"What you need to do is ...."
"Why havent you joined the union" - Too busy hunting snipe
................... please continue
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1. Don’t touch that, that’s my job (slap)!!!!
2. Want to see a picture of my Bentley?
3. Want to see a picture of my Fax Machine?
4. You’re a bunch of cocky %$#$%%$ (during MSS).
5. You’re a pr!ck. (yes he did get Cat B’d and very quiet trip)
6. You going to make? Yes I am! (just, FDAP would not be happy today)
7. You going to eat that? (yes he was a Captain)
8. Can you put a mint on my pillow? (they were friends, I hope)
9. This is Cathay Pacific.
10. You want flap now? (or is it flaps)
11. FLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Want to see a picture of my Bentley?
3. Want to see a picture of my Fax Machine?
4. You’re a bunch of cocky %$#$%%$ (during MSS).
5. You’re a pr!ck. (yes he did get Cat B’d and very quiet trip)
6. You going to make? Yes I am! (just, FDAP would not be happy today)
7. You going to eat that? (yes he was a Captain)
8. Can you put a mint on my pillow? (they were friends, I hope)
9. This is Cathay Pacific.
10. You want flap now? (or is it flaps)
11. FLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: DT's cocaine mirror
In a raised voice with the most proper British accent.....
" Is that the way you always wake up a SENIOR CHECK AND TRAINING CAPTAIN at cathay pacific airways?"
....as I gently shook his foot because the knock didn't wake him the first time.
I should have realised then!!!
" Is that the way you always wake up a SENIOR CHECK AND TRAINING CAPTAIN at cathay pacific airways?"
....as I gently shook his foot because the knock didn't wake him the first time.
I should have realised then!!!
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From: Honkers
In a raised voice with the most proper British accent.....
" Is that the way you always wake up a SENIOR CHECK AND TRAINING CAPTAIN at cathay pacific airways?"
" Is that the way you always wake up a SENIOR CHECK AND TRAINING CAPTAIN at cathay pacific airways?"
Simple answer...YES, if you don't like it, get an alarm clock.
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From: Hong Kong
Apologies for slight thread drift...
Cutting costs indeed!!!! I dare the AOA to write to the SCMP to educate Ms So as to the reasoning behind Cathay firing 50 pilots! Mind you, we wouldn't want to endanger our new found relationship now, would we???
Cutting costs indeed!!!! I dare the AOA to write to the SCMP to educate Ms So as to the reasoning behind Cathay firing 50 pilots! Mind you, we wouldn't want to endanger our new found relationship now, would we???
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From: the other side of the moon
Commander to new F/O;
Well all I can tell you from my 250 years of experience is that there are 3 ways to fly:
the feds' way,the company's way and most important the Captain' s way....
Well all I can tell you from my 250 years of experience is that there are 3 ways to fly:
the feds' way,the company's way and most important the Captain' s way....