time to command
 

"age 65 retirement will not slow time to command".........

What is the approach in Adak...from memory, don't use cheat sheet, Notams, or anything on board!?

What page number is the hold speeds on?...It is a good number to know! That's why it is in front of Jepps now!

When does EPR lock occur?

I'd like my bed made this way! (statement, not question)

Why is latitude on the perfomance page?

Why doesn't every FO teach the SO, instead of proving that he knows more than the new joiner SO?...what's with all the questions?...a good discussion is better than a rant!, we get that in the sim!

This was an FO asking this crap?????

Saturday's SCMP
 

Have a look in outgoing corrspondence on the AOA website.

Saturday's SCMP
 

Have a look at outgoing correspondence on the AOA website

I'll make a note of that...........

Cat A F/O to Capt on overnight :

Nice landing
My shout
I'll take the ugly one !

Are We There Yet !!

S/Os "When can I go to bed.."

" Livin the dream ! "

" Who else will pay you to sit in Paris sipping red wine on a Monday "

" The legal fees for my divorce was more than 700 000 HK $ "

and the best of all - to an SO:

" My overtime this month is double your entire salary! "

An old one but still heard, even now, since automation spoiled all the fun

"What's it doing now?'

Not heard on the Restdeck... but pprune
 

I am in the Union, I have a backbone and a huge set of cajones

So you're the one!!!

Dave Priest had many, many quotes...:E

'A balanced wing is a happy wing'
' anyone who can be blindfolded with dental floss shouldn't fly an airplane'
'you're going to f*ck-up this landing...'(usually just before the checker board)
'tank to engine, going for a pi$$'

and so on...

FLight engineer after I really crunched it in :

" Ive seen better landings than this where everybody died! "

this is hilarious hahaha

You got the last bit wrong Ski...

It's " my way"!

Capt to FO:

"If I screw up you screwed up for letting me screw up."

Relax. Don't treat this as a check, its all training.

"That was good, just a few debriefing items to discuss, more for my benefit...."

"Ok, don't treat this as a checkride, treat this like a normal line flight, I just wanna see things standard" (As if there's another way to fly at CX) :hmm:

"My salary alone could put the entire economy of France back into the black".

Said on the flight deck in front of 3 ground staff while still on the ground in CDG.