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Soul planet 20th Oct 2014 07:40

We are the world's best team!!! :}

Sand Man 20th Oct 2014 07:57

"Come visit us in the fleet office at any time, the door is always open"

Soul planet 20th Oct 2014 09:38

"We are the best service straight from the heart!!" while putting on the world best cabin crew mug lid onto my cup.

Bangaluru 20th Oct 2014 10:28

"I'm going into training to give something back."

"I'm going into training because my wife said it would be a good idea."

"I'm running CRM courses because my roster was cr.p. I was going to work way too often."

goathead 20th Oct 2014 12:47

'I get 1.0 hrs credit for being a CRM facilitator.'

And I get a go at the ISD girls ....:ok: , behind my wife's back :ok:

And the 3rd floor thinks I am a legend And I think I'm a legend :D:D

Threethirty 20th Oct 2014 15:31

"Did you check the paperwork?'

main_dog 20th Oct 2014 15:48

"Happy with flight plan?"

"Can't see any reason to take anymore..."

cxorcist 20th Oct 2014 17:22

Truly the best quote in CX...
 
"No, no, flight plan fuel."

No, I don't need the sector.
No, I don't want the sector.
Flight plan fuel is fine...

LS8C1 20th Oct 2014 18:31

''I've read the notams''

kmagyoyo 20th Oct 2014 19:23

We've obviously flown together :E

Cpt. Underpants 21st Oct 2014 00:57

"My 3-bar was fine, but the star chamber STILL failed me"

Cavallier 21st Oct 2014 01:32

"When I turn 58-59 I'm out of here"

Cpt. Underpants 21st Oct 2014 01:37

The missus and I are tight. She and the sprogs will move down to Oz and I'll commute. She'll be awright mate...

Cpt. Underpants 21st Oct 2014 01:45

If we vote no, the company will have to come back with a better offer...

Hellenic aviator 21st Oct 2014 02:08

Tank to engine

Fac6 21st Oct 2014 02:54

"Check"

"Clear right, left"

boocs 21st Oct 2014 03:13

"I've got my 5 year plan" or "I'm outta here in 4 years"

b.

Cpt. Underpants 21st Oct 2014 03:19

"There's no way they'd try a 49ers stunt again. They just can't afford that sort of negative publicity..."

letsfly75 21st Oct 2014 03:29

"If we don't vote yes we're giving up free money!"

channis 21st Oct 2014 10:33

satvoice lost

For the 10th time, shut the **** up...:ugh:


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