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8driver 17th Oct 2014 18:29

"I heard they're going to be expanding the JFK base by (fill in some fantastic number)."

Frogman1484 17th Oct 2014 20:55

Long service leave will not affect us as this is a new company we are opening:ok:

Frogman1484 17th Oct 2014 20:56

Intimidation will not be tolerated...here is your first stage sick letter!:D

Lowkoon 18th Oct 2014 00:35

Load factor hit a record of 93% across the group, 2% below expectations with China's crackdown on corruption affecting our front end, and softening freight figures on the lead up to Christmas and fines for illegal price fixing tightening our rear end.

Frogman1484 18th Oct 2014 01:06

Even though we just made $3.4 billion dollars profit, times are tough and need to reduce costs.

White None 18th Oct 2014 02:46

"She really loves me, we have a lot in common, it's nothing to do with money" :ok:

asianeagle 18th Oct 2014 02:54

We don't normally change a duty to reserve.:eek:

CX093 to ANC is departing on time.

Pucka 18th Oct 2014 03:43

It's a 63..... Number on the I phone.." Hey, hi, is that Steve...?"... "Yes..what's up?"...there's a brief period of confusion and non recognition.." Steve, how's things..."..."Fine..but who is this, I had a late night and kicking off today a little slow..."
"Steve, it's Eric..Eric from.....Crew Control..we just wondered......"

Frogman1484 18th Oct 2014 05:33

Can you help us out on a G day we have no one on reserve!:E

Long Dong Silver 18th Oct 2014 13:44

After every sim... "...now have the rest of the day off!"

crwkunt roll 18th Oct 2014 16:45

First 3 words of the latest Friday Telex.......... "Today I'm happy".

beefy botham 18th Oct 2014 18:46

The Friday Telex.

pill 18th Oct 2014 22:31

I feel like I'm 45 again.

I hear Ric is leaving.

The check and training joker system. ( don't give them anything, but lets take from the others)

"O" days. O = off day right.

As we enter the final quarter of 2014 it is difficult not to feel a level of disappointment

AD POSSE AD ESSE 19th Oct 2014 01:54

2008 - "The sky is falling, CX is doomed! Help us out by agreeing to SLS, sign up quickly and in return we will give you 25 years of housing." PS (gentlemen's agreement only - trust us!) " :ok:

Yeager 19th Oct 2014 11:44

"Getting hired by Cathay is the best thing that ever happened to me"
"I love waking up in the morning knowing I have to go fly the CX jets"
"The new hire Hong Kong Cabin Crew are awesome"
"RH doesn't know what his doing"
"The training department has cleaned up its acts - we only have reasonable trainers left now" :D:D

Baywatcher 19th Oct 2014 14:25

Yeager

If you didn't mean that, you wouldn't stay surely?

Yeager 19th Oct 2014 23:27

after a fleet forum with the preacher ".. it was good to see you all.." :p:D

8driver 20th Oct 2014 01:21

"just some minor debrief points....."

Hellenic aviator 20th Oct 2014 02:10

"Usually when someone is sick with Ebola, they are so unwell that they cannot travel" - GMO (MH) :ok:

asianeagle 20th Oct 2014 06:27

I never go on PPrune:E


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