Good idea, jump straight to the "threats"...
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Whoops...it appears that an Emirates thread has inadvertently been dropped into the FH forum...
- ...this is a technique, not an SOP... - Cathay/Singapore don't make any money - blah blah blah I hate all the materialistic people in this place blah blah well my boat is moored blah blah cost a bit more but otherwise I'd have to drive for 15 minutes blah blah - PF/PM: "ABSOLUTELY anything"; PM/PF: "Checked" I can think of no others that haven't already been mentioned. I take great reassurance in the knowledge that at least one other carrier is the same! |
Hahahaha Silberfuchs I'm in tears. That's a good one!! :ok:
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A scale Capt: 'Have a look at these photos of my castle and my Porsche in Somerset'
New S/O: 'Great. You should meet my Dad, he works for HM Revenue and Customs' |
Silburfuchs that is brilliant. I got pinged on that one once as well but was not quite as witty as the above mentioned F/O
The Cav |
New S/O: 'Great. You should meet my Dad, he works for HM Revenue and Customs' The best so far IMHO. |
1. "On behalf of myself........"
2. "As safety is our priority" 3. "Satvoice Lost" |
"Cannot". "But I haven't asked you for anything yet":rolleyes:
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"Your radios"
"You have control" "No changes" :ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh::ugh: |
" I'll only work a few months past 55, a year at most...."
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With obligatory head shaking " ... what's your DME distance"? As opposed to what? DME altitude/heading/speed?
"I don't want to nit pick, but ... " "XXX, xx request" |
-"I don't think we say that anymore.."
-"The correct mouthmusic is..." :} |
Captain who arrives at Dispatch: "Are we there yet? hahahah"
Never gets old....:ugh: |
'check'.
Ever counted how many times this is used in a flight? We hit 55 without using checks or checked! |
"In the upcoming FCOM3 revision we will do it this way... According to the Fleet Newsletter" :=
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-"Any good rumours?"
-"So what did they say at the fleet forum?" -"Are you happy if I [insert absolutely any cockpit activity as mundane as switching a logo light off]?" |
(cont)......
4. The introduction of the EFB is imminent. 5. RETI saves fuel. 6. Tank to Engine. (no sh!t) |
Pilot A "Who's doing your PC?"
Pilot B "<Checkers name>" Pilot A "Ah Chopper/Slasher XXX, he's a great guy. I did my PC with him and he gave me lots of 5's" Or... Pilot A "Who's doing your PC?" Pilot B "<Checkers name>" Pilot A "Ah, he's a great guy, you'll have no worries" :ugh::ugh: |
This thread is killing me, what else am I going to talk about now?! At this rate we will all just be staring out into the darkness.
...are we there yet? :ok: |
Captain to FO:
"They keep begging me to go into training...." |
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