Pig Cutting
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From: china
Pig Cutting
Had to laugh when I saw this. The KA bo$$, KA DFO in cahoots with Anna and her cronies. All one happy club. Sickening.
Anecdotally & alledgidly, the KA Director Operations had written (in edible ink ) on the underside of the poor pig: DPA Pilots. Sliced n diced. Here's to Zero % in 2018 & 2019.
Anecdotally & alledgidly, the KA Director Operations had written (in edible ink ) on the underside of the poor pig: DPA Pilots. Sliced n diced. Here's to Zero % in 2018 & 2019.
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From: HK-CRoC
Pig Cutting
You must tell all your non HK based friends (don't have to be flight crew) about this.
Imagine a company that after gambling on fuel prices and loosing massive amounts of money, just finished firing 800 people and is now rationalising all their changes and celebrating that fact.... How you ask:
Hire a company to kill (sacrifice) and cook a baby pig so that Senior Managers can cut it up and say a word to the baby pig god and pray that things will be better.
I also would bet that a paid Feng Shui master was involved to point the 2 DFO desks in the proper direction to bring maximum good luck and burn some very expensive incense..
Say it aint sooooooo
Imagine a company that after gambling on fuel prices and loosing massive amounts of money, just finished firing 800 people and is now rationalising all their changes and celebrating that fact.... How you ask:
Hire a company to kill (sacrifice) and cook a baby pig so that Senior Managers can cut it up and say a word to the baby pig god and pray that things will be better.
I also would bet that a paid Feng Shui master was involved to point the 2 DFO desks in the proper direction to bring maximum good luck and burn some very expensive incense..
Say it aint sooooooo
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From: china
The Ka DFO ran off with his DH. And had a kid. Need we say more.
Ugly Anna , you are safe from his advances. You hardly are the epitome of healthy middle age. A fine example of expat excess that is so despised by the local chinese.
Ugly Anna , you are safe from his advances. You hardly are the epitome of healthy middle age. A fine example of expat excess that is so despised by the local chinese.
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From: Matz North
Kahooha. Lowering the tone, admittedly from a very low base in the first place. Looks aside, the current DFO is probably the smartest adversary we've had on the opposite side of the desk in a long time.
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From: Polar Route
She is a hard-nosed, sharp-pencilled bean counter just like the others. Don't let the absence of male genitalia fool you into thinking she is in any way different than what we have seen in the past. She is taking orders from the same people her predecessors did. Her remit is the same, to cut costs to remedy this management manufactured crisis caused by horrific fuel gambles. In the past, it was SARS, 9/11, GFC, etc.
CX never lets a good crisis go to waste. Make no mistake, we all are being asked to pay for decades of CX HR mismanagement and billions in fuel hedging bets gone bad. Subtract out those losses and CX is still very profitable despite the mismanagement. There is a way to manage better without slashing and burning the CoS. The CMP is a start, but I can guarantee even that will be bastardized and abused to the point of lose-lose, even though win-win is entirely possible.
Our response should be to stand up to the bully. Even though she doesn't look, talk, or act like one; that's all she is. Make no mistake, there is nothing different this time around except that the "crisis" is self inflicted.
