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My favourite Cathay pilot jokes are...

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My favourite Cathay pilot jokes are...

Old 17th Oct 2014, 18:29
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"I heard they're going to be expanding the JFK base by (fill in some fantastic number)."
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 20:55
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Long service leave will not affect us as this is a new company we are opening
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Old 17th Oct 2014, 20:56
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Intimidation will not be tolerated...here is your first stage sick letter!
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 00:35
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Load factor hit a record of 93% across the group, 2% below expectations with China's crackdown on corruption affecting our front end, and softening freight figures on the lead up to Christmas and fines for illegal price fixing tightening our rear end.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 01:06
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Even though we just made $3.4 billion dollars profit, times are tough and need to reduce costs.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 02:46
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"She really loves me, we have a lot in common, it's nothing to do with money"
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 02:54
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We don't normally change a duty to reserve.

CX093 to ANC is departing on time.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 03:43
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It's a 63..... Number on the I phone.." Hey, hi, is that Steve...?"... "Yes..what's up?"...there's a brief period of confusion and non recognition.." Steve, how's things..."..."Fine..but who is this, I had a late night and kicking off today a little slow..."
"Steve, it's Eric..Eric from.....Crew Control..we just wondered......"
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 05:33
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Can you help us out on a G day we have no one on reserve!
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 13:44
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After every sim... "...now have the rest of the day off!"
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 16:45
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First 3 words of the latest Friday Telex.......... "Today I'm happy".
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 18:46
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The Friday Telex.
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Old 18th Oct 2014, 22:31
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I feel like I'm 45 again.

I hear Ric is leaving.

The check and training joker system. ( don't give them anything, but lets take from the others)

"O" days. O = off day right.

As we enter the final quarter of 2014 it is difficult not to feel a level of disappointment
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Old 19th Oct 2014, 01:54
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2008 - "The sky is falling, CX is doomed! Help us out by agreeing to SLS, sign up quickly and in return we will give you 25 years of housing." PS (gentlemen's agreement only - trust us!) "

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Old 19th Oct 2014, 11:44
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"Getting hired by Cathay is the best thing that ever happened to me"
"I love waking up in the morning knowing I have to go fly the CX jets"
"The new hire Hong Kong Cabin Crew are awesome"
"RH doesn't know what his doing"
"The training department has cleaned up its acts - we only have reasonable trainers left now"
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Old 19th Oct 2014, 14:25
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Yeager

If you didn't mean that, you wouldn't stay surely?
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Old 19th Oct 2014, 23:27
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after a fleet forum with the preacher ".. it was good to see you all.."
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 01:21
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"just some minor debrief points....."
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 02:10
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"Usually when someone is sick with Ebola, they are so unwell that they cannot travel" - GMO (MH)
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Old 20th Oct 2014, 06:27
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I never go on PPRuNe
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