My favourite Cathay pilot jokes are...
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to the SO:
"You can have any rest you like, as long as it's the first."
to the SO:
"Since we're really tired, you're going to help pull us through this flight."
to the SO:
"So, how many hours do you have?"
"You can have any rest you like, as long as it's the first."
to the SO:
"Since we're really tired, you're going to help pull us through this flight."
to the SO:
"So, how many hours do you have?"
CX sent a senior pilot to KA a few years ago on some sort of an exchange program.
Senior CX Pilot to KA F/O weeks prior to the introduction of the new SOPs:
" Today, why don't we fly using CX procedures "
F/O ( ex GF ):
" Sure, as long as on my sector we fly using Gulf Air procedures "
Same CX guy:
" These superior procedures have stood the test of time "
I hear they'll be gone altogether by next Christmas .....
Senior CX Pilot to KA F/O weeks prior to the introduction of the new SOPs:
" Today, why don't we fly using CX procedures "
F/O ( ex GF ):
" Sure, as long as on my sector we fly using Gulf Air procedures "
Same CX guy:
" These superior procedures have stood the test of time "
I hear they'll be gone altogether by next Christmas .....
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From a S Afrikaan colleague of mine.
Me:"how was Cathay"?
Him: "errrrr, if I were in charge of the airline, I would conduct a psych eval and ask 2 questions....1....are you from Oz? 2....Are you from NZ?...."
Me:"how was Cathay"?
Him: "errrrr, if I were in charge of the airline, I would conduct a psych eval and ask 2 questions....1....are you from Oz? 2....Are you from NZ?...."
