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Old 18th April 2009 | 19:20
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Tea ,coffee or spanners?

Rumour has it that a certain well established UK airline has offered its maintenance personnel the opportunity to be cabin crew during the peak summer season
.Would this mean that aircraft return from flights with less B defects than when they left and that AOG is now a defunct concept?
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Old 18th April 2009 | 19:58
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Engineers as cabin crew? some gobby pax,s will be in for a shock .
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Old 18th April 2009 | 20:30
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Would that be a good/better way of restricting engineers working hours?

Or would the poor engineers be expected to work during the flight (instead of some cabin crew?) and then between flights, and then work during the next flight - and so on, for the whole day/night/day shift?

And taking the previous Point - would they be allowed to do the Pre-flight Passenger Briefing "Dance"? Or even better - to do the PA speech from an LAE's point of view?
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Old 18th April 2009 | 23:48
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Not sure I ve got the legs for hold ups !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 19th April 2009 | 05:12
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I heard also they get an ATPL.
With the technical background , it takes only 5 days (less than A&P) , according to the rule: When flying would be difficult, engineers would do that.......
So after TO, AP on and than the service, Landing manual, after that the service check, and offcourse U safe money for they company, all that for 30% less salary ...............

C'mon buddy, who wants to have a greasy engineer serving drinks ? He knows the difference between oils, but Chablis or Chardoney ............

BTW, do they get also such a fancy hat ?

Good luck , I've an medical attest , due to unbalance in my feets, I can't go with drinks in my hand, everytime spilling ..............
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Old 19th April 2009 | 10:17
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I don't know about spilling the drinks...maybe drinking the drinks...
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Old 19th April 2009 | 10:22
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C'mon buddy, who wants to have a greasy engineer serving drinks ? He knows the difference between oils, but Chablis or Chardoney ............
I would! I prefer the company of engineers to that of wine bores any day of the week.

A good old cup of "NATO Standard" and a chat about matters technical would be a far better way to spend a flight than looking at the tat in the duty-free catalogue.
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Old 19th April 2009 | 10:47
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It would certainly be entertaining to see a few bolsy engineers "interfacing" with the great british public, bring it on i say

ps which airline has come up with this great idea?

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Old 19th April 2009 | 11:13
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I would! I prefer the company of engineers to that of wine bores any day of the week
BUT french carriers do not offer, to work as a flight attendant
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Old 19th April 2009 | 15:25
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I would probably down a few drinks myself and paste a U/S tag on myself and sleep the entire journey.
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Old 19th April 2009 | 15:34
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I'm wondering if for the first time ever, I might get a decent cup of tea on certain airlines.

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Old 19th April 2009 | 15:58
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Not a new idea. The world's favourite have been doing it for years. Know of a an ex BA Handler who is now BA Cabin Crew at LGW, and loving it. I Flew on BA to CDG a few years ago and the Cabin Crew in the jump seat opposite me was as a Flight Engineer.
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Old 19th April 2009 | 16:05
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I'm wondering if for the first time ever, I might get a decent cup of tea on certain airlines
You british guys are so silly, we speak about important things like, going straight in a cabin with drinks, or do we drink the drinks or not.....

and he wants TEA ????
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Old 19th April 2009 | 16:11
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Nothing wrong with tea sir, we "British guys" built a empire on it and civilised a few of you lot along the way
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Old 20th April 2009 | 09:46
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When I was at BA in the early 90's quite a few refurbs (Lord Kings carpet fitters) who were fairly 'H@iry @rsed' went cabin crew & had a ball!
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Old 20th April 2009 | 11:57
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what a joke man .engineer as cabin crew and when company want to save more money then they will made them baggage handler and even worst case they may have to work as cleaner.and do every engineer so smart handsome playboy that company will place them as cabin crew and if passangers say some really bully thing can we all hear that just like this ?
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Old 20th April 2009 | 17:15
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It used to be like this in South West Airlines, everybody was expected to lend a hand if he had nothing more important to do, so if an engineer or pilot had nothing to do in his own job, he would toss luggage, if a hostie had a few idle hours on the ground, she would help out with the check-in crew.
But they all saw the result on their bank account at the end of the year, since the company would pay a percentage of their profits to the staff as a bonus.
Don't know though if it still works like this.
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Old 20th April 2009 | 18:18
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... and if passangers say some really bully thing can we all hear that just like this?
Mate, I would pay good money to watch a stroppy pax have a go at a hairy-assed line engineer when he was expecting to browbeat a Trolley Dolly! We could take bets as to which window he leaves out of!

born1987:

Some of our Cabin Crews already clean their own aircraft! We also operate flights that go out of the country for weeks on end, and all the crew muck in together to get whatever jobs are necessary out of the way so that the aircraft can depart on the next leg on time. It's called "Teamwork".

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Old 20th April 2009 | 21:36
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Tell Michael I've found the answer to his Credit Crunch - give Trolley Dollies the spanners - they would be so much cheaper!
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Old 21st April 2009 | 08:53
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Tell Michael I've found the answer to his Credit Crunch - give Trolley Dollies the spanners - they would be so much cheaper!
Nah, too many broken nails, imagine them doing a brake change!
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