The Perfect Toolbox
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A pen and a set of hammers.
Start with the small hammer and tap it,
if that dosn't fix it use a bigger hammer,
and if that dosn't fix it get a bigger hammer,
and if that dosn't fix it get an even bigger hammer,
by which time it may be broken.
Then use the pen to defer it, for another shift to fix it.
Start with the small hammer and tap it,
if that dosn't fix it use a bigger hammer,
and if that dosn't fix it get a bigger hammer,
and if that dosn't fix it get an even bigger hammer,
by which time it may be broken.
Then use the pen to defer it, for another shift to fix it.
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Originally Posted by GAZIN
Maglite, Leatherman, a good pen and a knife and fork. What else would you need
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My staff id badge for clocking in, and alarm clock for waking up.
How to use these tools?
1. Set the alarm clock
-*alarm goes off, you wake up, go to work*
2. Use the ID Badge to clock in.
-*At this point find a nice quiet cozy corner*
3. Set the alarm clock for the end shift.
-*Alarm goes off, alerting you its time to go home*
4. Use staff id badge to clock out.
How to use these tools?
1. Set the alarm clock
-*alarm goes off, you wake up, go to work*
2. Use the ID Badge to clock in.
-*At this point find a nice quiet cozy corner*
3. Set the alarm clock for the end shift.
-*Alarm goes off, alerting you its time to go home*
4. Use staff id badge to clock out.
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A pen with ten-second ink, a Stamp with the UIN (unique Identity Number) so worn it is illegible, an unbreakable coffe mug and an enviornment with two or more shifts. Why? Because it is always 'the other shift'.
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Originally Posted by GAZIN
Maglite, Leatherman, a good pen and a knife and fork. What else would you need
I agree with your choices, but dont forget your napkin wouldn't want anything down the front of your white shirt when carrying out the galley bite!