A pen and a set of hammers.
Start with the small hammer and tap it,
if that dosn't fix it use a bigger hammer,
and if that dosn't fix it get a bigger hammer,
and if that dosn't fix it get an even bigger hammer,
by which time it may be broken.
Then use the pen to defer it, for another shift to fix it.
Last edited by allthatglitters; 1st March 2006 at 15:10.