101 USELESS ITEMS

[The Bionic Vapour Boy]

Pedal powered wheel chairs.
A book on how to read.

[PFM]

AN frequent flier points

[wannabecaptain]

solar powered torch........hang on Dick Smith invented one of those

[Snapper_head]

VneII When did you get your licence back or did you just turn up for work in the morning!!

See you at AA on Monday!!

[captainowie]

1. Altitude above you

2. Runway behind you

3. Fuel in the bowser

Unless of course you're:
1. Landing
2. Exiting the runway, or
3. About to refuel!

[Tool Time Two]

An Islam fanatic's brain

[captainschlonger]

Ashtray on a motorbike

Hip pockets on a singlet

Gary Toomey's management diploma

[ 11 October 2001: Message edited by: captainschlonger ]

[windowseatdriver]

CASA's General Manager of Unnecessary Change.

The guy that checks Airservices Australia's amendment service to check that there are no errors before printing.

Osama Bin Laden at a UN meeting.

"Request (whatever) when available"

[ 11 October 2001: Message edited by: windowseatdriver ]

[Hugh Jarse]

A sore ar$e to a boundary rider,

'Shares' in Triple A Airlines,

Any Mitsubishi automobile engine (The Curse of the 3 Diamonds),

Fuel caps on any Aerospatiale product,

NL gauges on a Dash-8 100.

[ 13 October 2001: Message edited by: Hugh Jarse ]

[bambamb]

An Australian pilots licence, at home or abroad.

[Steve76]

An OZ and NZ ATPL + copilot IFR Rating in Canada...

[engage left autopilot]

Male flight attendants.

[Kooka]

ATC: Report level

Pilot: Approaching FLXXX

[mistapproach]

A Golden Wing membership (just paid up in August)and a drawer full of Golden Wing guest passes.