Yeh thanks everyone. Couldnt make mums funeral since I was banged-up in hospital. Should be discharged in another week. Yeh managed to rescue the maid and yeh PP Id like those shared URLs. I lost the lot.

Housemate was away when things started catching fire and has alreadey arranged a pad.

Will still pop in when I can depending on the nurses mood. Some days she'll let me get on my new puter and other days she wont. She knows I bee-line for porn and it gets her real cranky when I flash BJ pics at the other (delighted) Nam patients in my ward-room!

"Hey Nguyen! Check it out mate!"

Dawww.....Shrasher! Stop hurt me many!"

Nguyen is an 85 year-old bastard in the next bed recovering from a prostate op! :p

Poor Slash - it never rains does it? What news of the pet rat?

Imagine being in hospital here - the NHS is still big on mixed wards.

So sorry to hear you lost your unrivalled porn collection - I do hope you didn't risk your dick trying to save that. Let me know which email addy to send those URLs. Might be able to add one or two others.

Sounds like a tough row of sh!tcans Slash. Get well soon.

I’m also sending my sympathy to the hospital staff, Nguyen and all the others in your ward. Are they queuing to get out of your ward or to get in? :)

Take care out there!

I have this strange mental image....

*Slasher trying to beat out the flames with his dick.*

Did your pad catch fire from too much friction?

Uh oh, I can see this thread going to JB.
Please Mr Moderators let it stay here. :)

Slash, if you're reading this, here's "How to beat the nurses objecting to the use of Internet/Puter" (tried, tested and proven, although I haven't tried looking at porn in hospital):

1) Ignore their objection
2) Do it in the middle of the night when they're not about
3) Let them play with it too
4) Get a private room (less contact with the nurses)

I really hope you can get out of hospital soon and get all your naughty links back.

Sorry mate
 

Slasher;

Sorry to hear about your last weeks. What can I say that haven't already been said here? Well. Life goes on and you seem to be picking up again - is the nurse worth a go:p? Wish you be good soon and out of the hospital.

Truly yours

Knowing Slash's luck, I'm sure his nurses are old, ugly and of a most unpleasant disposition. Can't imagine the hospital would run the risk of a pretty young nurse giving him bed-baths.

Kerrist Slasher, you'd better write a book mate! With all the "events" you've experienced to date you'll be able to retire a wealthy man from the royalties.

And btw, it's not the porn on the puter that's pissing her off, it's the old VC's w@nking http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/face.gif (and your encouragement) :eek: !!

Life must've been bloody dull for you in Oz!! :rolleyes:

Oh yeah, can't help ya with any of that other stuff.

Great to see you back (and lucky to still have you, by the sound of things.)

Great to see you back Slasher...we missed you.

AG Alternatives
 

'Tis true..Kazaa is loaded with spyware and there were some other embedded programs that made this a rather poor product. Alas..a programmer who knew of the pitfalls, came along and rewrote the program..and it works like a charm...with NO SPYWARE..but uses the Kazaa network...

Try: http://www.kazaalite.com/

This program works and does NOT have any of the bad stuff in it.

For those who have had previous P to P software downloaded..it would be a VERY good idea to download Lavasoft's Ad-Aware. It is free and it is available at:

www.cnet.com

When you download the Kazaalite...there WILL be a small cookie installed on the system...it is completely harmless and if you are using Adaware...you must make Adaware ignore this cookie. The cookie mimics the harmful junk that the original Kazaa program is loaded with...the big difference...it is completely harmless and has absolutely no affect on the running of the program.

My offspring have downloaded hours of goodies using the system and there have been no problems whatsoever!

Enjoy

Agree with 777AV8R but would also suggest looking at

Supertrick

this causes all the little feckers that you don't want, to load into a local address.

Have fun :cool:

Thank you 777 and Engineer. Changing to broadband in a couple of weeks and was finding it difficult to learn where to go for the latest site for the mp3's. Seems it is something that has to be checked often to keep ahead of the spyware nasties and the copyright fraternity who continue to fight their hugely expensive legal battles.

Good to see that for once the lawyers are fighting a losing battle, not that they care of course, closing down one site then starting a new legal battle at ridiculous fees to close down the next one. Keep it up boys.

:p

Slasher, Maaaaaate...........

Sounds like you have had a crap time of it :(

Bloody hard to keep ya chin up when it rains downon ya like that, I know!!

Good to see ya back anyhow :cool:

Slasher,

Good to see you back mate, and sorry about all the bad karma that happened all at once, hope it all gets better soon.

Story doing the rounds, that a BAe rep has seen a Spit in a packing case north of your location, on an air base. Not sure how true the story is, but a noted Spitfire historian is saying it's kosher:)

I use Kazaa, and I don't suppose now is a good time to mention that I enjoyed ugandan relations with the current ladyboss for 3 years? :D

Best wishes

PongoPrivatePilot

Sorry to read about your recent horrors Slash. As has been said before, good to have you back. :D Hope you get back up to speed soonest.

Slash,

Sh-one-t. Hope that Q3 2002 is better than Q2 was :)

Give the maid my love (did I phrase that badly? ;) )

Slasher

I've just read your posting - sorry 'tis wasn't a bit sooner.

I'm really sorry to learn of your problems. :( Least things can (hopefully), only get better... :rolleyes:

Do keep "us lot" up to date with how you are. Look forward to better times.

Fujiflyer ;) :)

Im an absolute bloodey shipwreck.

Im walking again since the skin on my legs started to heal a month ago. I now have a thing called "psoriasis" brought on by stress, causing big red blotches on my friggin dick (of all the places it HAD to form)! Helper Tcells-related that have apparentley gone apesh!t after they repaired my fried flesh. Hell I thought Id contracted a nastey bloodey STD!

Been recovering in the Caribbean after a stopover in Adelaide to see the fam after mum died. Am back in Nam under medical supervision and a "learn to walk again" program. Starting office work after a 2 1/2 month medical leave so I can still get pay. Wont be flying again for another few months until Im all ok again.

2002 isnt gonna go down as one of my better years. :(

SOS So Sorry...Slash
 

Slash... I just recently learned of your terrible demise. My condolences regarding your loss. :(

I tried to e-mail ya but it came back. Reddo directed me to
this thread.

Again, I'm very sorry this happened to you.

You've got friends...

jude

Glad you're one the mend, Slash.