Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Misc. Forums > Computer/Internet Issues & Troubleshooting
Reload this Page >

Microsoft unleashes improved Firefox

Wikiposts
Search
Computer/Internet Issues & Troubleshooting Anyone with questions about the terribly complex world of computers or the internet should try here. NOT FOR REPORTING ISSUES WITH PPRuNe FORUMS! Please use the subforum "PPRuNe Problems or Queries."

Microsoft unleashes improved Firefox

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 14th Nov 2006, 15:05
  #1 (permalink)  
Recidivist
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Essex, UK
Posts: 1,239
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Microsoft unleashes improved Firefox

Read all about it at:-
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/11/14/ms_firefox/

I especially enjoyed

"Proactively warns and helps protect you against potential or known fraudulent sites such as Google.com, blocks the site and shuts down your computer if necessary. The filter is updated several times per hour using the latest security information from Microsoft."

The same (or similar product) also available at
http://www.msfirefox.net/

where

"Firefox 2007's new TakeOver(TM) technology protects the Windows Kernel by automatically recognizing all McAfee and Symantec programs as viruses. Downloading has never been safer."
frostbite is offline  
Old 14th Nov 2006, 15:53
  #2 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: エリア88
Posts: 1,031
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Have you been "brave" enough to actually try it?
Mercenary Pilot is offline  
Old 14th Nov 2006, 20:06
  #3 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: BRISTOL!
Age: 39
Posts: 526
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
LOL, Great one MP, i do get the feeling these days you have to be brave to try anything MS, or to be honest, download any of the MS Updates, each time i do, i get a new problem with my system...

I tryed some MS thing, and each time now i start a virtual drive up my system restarts to protect it, not really what i want it to do, a system restore was needed to uninstall the thing, dont know to this date what it was, may have been windows defender, or similar...

I have tryed Visa Beta, or Beta RC as MS call it, it seems to me like its going to have the same problems as XP, just be even slower, i feel like its more of a statement than a functional upgrade... Sure there are some good points...

I am more or less over on Linux now, so i moan less, but MS still is needed for so many things, like FSX =)

Please let me know how this software app turns out...
planecrazy.eu is offline  
Old 14th Nov 2006, 21:12
  #4 (permalink)  
Spitoon
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Wonderful...........but a spoof, surely!
 
Old 16th Nov 2006, 16:18
  #5 (permalink)  
Per Ardua ad Astraeus
 
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 18,579
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I assume every one is busy downloading this, so I thought I would cut and paste from the web site to give everyone a gentle hint.................................

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!
BOAC is offline  
Old 16th Nov 2006, 17:28
  #6 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: エリア88
Posts: 1,031
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Heheh...yes its a spoof BUT if you select an operating system, you will get offered a download.
Mercenary Pilot is offline  
Old 16th Nov 2006, 20:21
  #7 (permalink)  
Bludger extraordinaire
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: London/Frankfurt
Posts: 194
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Looks more like something written by a disaffected Windows luser.

"Firefox 2007's new TakeOver(TM) technology protects the Windows Kernel by automatically recognizing all McAfee and Symantec programs as viruses. Downloading has never been safer."
I see nothing wrong with that. Ever seen some poor schuck with Preloaded! Free! Antivirus! machine attempt to remove it?

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!
.

Ditto.

It would certainly make http://www.primeminister.gov.uk/ spring to life.

BOFH
BOFH is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.