Looks more like something written by a disaffected Windows luser.
"Firefox 2007's new TakeOver(TM) technology protects the Windows Kernel by automatically recognizing all McAfee and Symantec programs as viruses. Downloading has never been safer."
I see nothing wrong with that. Ever seen some poor schuck with Preloaded! Free! Antivirus! machine attempt to remove it?
MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!
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Ditto.
It would certainly make
http://www.primeminister.gov.uk/ spring to life.
BOFH