Air Transat
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AT Requirements
Ere it is...
Parlez vous Francais?
Pepsi 'an a Mae Wes' for da crew meal, SVP!!!
50, Export "A", poutine... an be a 'Abs fan, h'or better yet Nordiqies.
Neon painted rear haxle on da jack'd up Duster!
Das habout hit, tabernac! But dat is da minimum...
T
Oh... an' a glider license is good!
Parlez vous Francais?
Pepsi 'an a Mae Wes' for da crew meal, SVP!!!
50, Export "A", poutine... an be a 'Abs fan, h'or better yet Nordiqies.
Neon painted rear haxle on da jack'd up Duster!
Das habout hit, tabernac! But dat is da minimum...
T
Oh... an' a glider license is good!
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From: Anywhere there are cats to chase.
"A!"
A!
Careful wit' the language. You can urt a guy's feelings talking like dat about someone you don' no.
Tabernac! You better take back what you say habout me an what I am full of or I ham going to report your Anglo derriere to da moderator.
So, to retort, I shall use da hold stand by dat we ave for types like you... How you English say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you
heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters. I burst my pimples at you and call your daughter an unrequested silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
Try any more and I will fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha! You illegitimate faced buggerfuls! And, if you think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English kaniggets! Thpppt!
"Hov course hi am French. How do tink I got dis reDiculas haccent"
Besides, who wants to fly that scary clapped out assembled-in-Toulouse-with-a-glue-gun junk?
T
Careful wit' the language. You can urt a guy's feelings talking like dat about someone you don' no.
Tabernac! You better take back what you say habout me an what I am full of or I ham going to report your Anglo derriere to da moderator.
So, to retort, I shall use da hold stand by dat we ave for types like you... How you English say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you
heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters. I burst my pimples at you and call your daughter an unrequested silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
Try any more and I will fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha! You illegitimate faced buggerfuls! And, if you think you got nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet! Daffy English kaniggets! Thpppt!
"Hov course hi am French. How do tink I got dis reDiculas haccent"
Besides, who wants to fly that scary clapped out assembled-in-Toulouse-with-a-glue-gun junk?
T
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From: Germany
Troll
I would suggest the mods. be looking at your posts before you start throwing stones.
I hope your position when you are sitting is not in front of me with a closed security door between us.
Airbus's seem to be the favoured mode of transport for European heads of state, apart from Tony who chooses a B product which lets him down in S.A.
I hope your position when you are sitting is not in front of me with a closed security door between us.
Airbus's seem to be the favoured mode of transport for European heads of state, apart from Tony who chooses a B product which lets him down in S.A.
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From: Canada
"Ere it is...
Parlez vous Francais?
Pepsi 'an a Mae Wes' for da crew meal, SVP!!!
50, Export "A", poutine... an be a 'Abs fan, h'or better yet Nordiqies.
Neon painted rear haxle on da jack'd up Duster!
Das habout hit, tabernac! But dat is da minimum...
T
Oh... an' a glider license is good!"
You guys should lighten up. That's the funniest thing I've seen here in a long time!
Parlez vous Francais?
Pepsi 'an a Mae Wes' for da crew meal, SVP!!!
50, Export "A", poutine... an be a 'Abs fan, h'or better yet Nordiqies.
Neon painted rear haxle on da jack'd up Duster!
Das habout hit, tabernac! But dat is da minimum...
T
Oh... an' a glider license is good!"
You guys should lighten up. That's the funniest thing I've seen here in a long time!
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From: Anywhere there are cats to chase.
Redneck? Qui? Cou rouge don' translate...
A! I am da "pure laine", buddy, not a l'Acadie!!!
An don' you go an' confuse me wit someoder guy 'o like the steak from 'Halberta, eh?
An I done notin' but make fun of my own.
So da moderator his OK wit' dat.
Wat wrong to say I fart in your general direction? Eh?
An, I don need no security door to protek me from you.
I play 'ockey, eh? An I make sure you be on da business en' of da glove when I get my ands 'on you! English big shot jam tart from what? Toronto? We got our village idiot from 'dere! Tink yer smart eh? Sure da 'Habs are wimps since de move in da Bell Centre but it was good before wen John Ferguson take on all commers... I learn from 'im and I show you.
Bet you need autopilot to lan' when da wedder is no good... even when da wedder is good, tabernac! You don' even no WOXOF!!! You 'iding undr da cover in your cozy bed from La Baie when dat 'appen, tabernac!
T
Da pilot from Ste. Cecile de la Rubber Boot.
An don' you go an' confuse me wit someoder guy 'o like the steak from 'Halberta, eh?
An I done notin' but make fun of my own.
So da moderator his OK wit' dat.
Wat wrong to say I fart in your general direction? Eh?
An, I don need no security door to protek me from you.
I play 'ockey, eh? An I make sure you be on da business en' of da glove when I get my ands 'on you! English big shot jam tart from what? Toronto? We got our village idiot from 'dere! Tink yer smart eh? Sure da 'Habs are wimps since de move in da Bell Centre but it was good before wen John Ferguson take on all commers... I learn from 'im and I show you.
Bet you need autopilot to lan' when da wedder is no good... even when da wedder is good, tabernac! You don' even no WOXOF!!! You 'iding undr da cover in your cozy bed from La Baie when dat 'appen, tabernac!
T
Da pilot from Ste. Cecile de la Rubber Boot.
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From: between 2 P&W hawgs..
Great eastern haccent...but
I thought you might be one of those uneducated hammer swing'n Newfoundlanders that found their way out west.... to fill in during the housing boom....
But in all honesty: while sitting in FRA last month waiting for a trip I ended up sitting next to two pilots from Air Transat... nice guys (I thought), both spoke Quebec French and seemed friendly. Given that I have never met someone from Air Transat I attempted to speak to them: the captain's copilot had to do the translating for the him.
They were getting ready to Dead Head (DH) back to Canada via another European city (Somewhere in Belgium I think). When asked what they had worked earlier, the Copilot was from an eastern based charter outfit and the Captain was Canadian Forces - P-3 Orion Sub hunter.... refused to speak English, or pretended that he couldn't... the Captain asked why we are not speaking French - and then told us that we should learn French..... so I answered him in German: "does your first officer translate/do all the radio work/pax announcements/etc for you too?".... my first officer translated for him directly into broken Parisian French. We got up and sat elsewhere. It is because of jerk offs like this that people from the west of Canada and from outside the French speaking world "learn" to hate them......
I have many French friends from Europe and from Canada, and they always tell me that "these guys" are the minority - but I always seem to run into them
I just can't understand how guys like this make it through a military selection, and end up working in an inernational enviroment...
6to8
But in all honesty: while sitting in FRA last month waiting for a trip I ended up sitting next to two pilots from Air Transat... nice guys (I thought), both spoke Quebec French and seemed friendly. Given that I have never met someone from Air Transat I attempted to speak to them: the captain's copilot had to do the translating for the him.
They were getting ready to Dead Head (DH) back to Canada via another European city (Somewhere in Belgium I think). When asked what they had worked earlier, the Copilot was from an eastern based charter outfit and the Captain was Canadian Forces - P-3 Orion Sub hunter.... refused to speak English, or pretended that he couldn't... the Captain asked why we are not speaking French - and then told us that we should learn French..... so I answered him in German: "does your first officer translate/do all the radio work/pax announcements/etc for you too?".... my first officer translated for him directly into broken Parisian French. We got up and sat elsewhere. It is because of jerk offs like this that people from the west of Canada and from outside the French speaking world "learn" to hate them...... I have many French friends from Europe and from Canada, and they always tell me that "these guys" are the minority - but I always seem to run into them
I just can't understand how guys like this make it through a military selection, and end up working in an inernational enviroment...
6to8
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From: youguessit
dhc6to8,
You've made the whole thing up. You have to be a canadian to have come up with your first paragraph, not an european. Me thinks you have never taken off or landed your dash 8 anywhere but canada.
Your second paragraph is just a non-sense and you know it. You've just gone too far and shot yourself in the mouth by the same token.
This is called "hatred".
You've made the whole thing up. You have to be a canadian to have come up with your first paragraph, not an european. Me thinks you have never taken off or landed your dash 8 anywhere but canada.
Your second paragraph is just a non-sense and you know it. You've just gone too far and shot yourself in the mouth by the same token.
This is called "hatred".
Last edited by laic; 8th August 2007 at 20:16.
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From: Anywhere there are cats to chase.
Wha?
A!
...hit's called 'atred"
Get it right, (mefie toi) Tabernac!
My Dad, 'es from Cornerbrook.
I swing a 'ammer pretty good too jus like my glove, eh?
A!
I got a new suit at Dorion Suit!
Its da bess!
T
...hit's called 'atred"
Get it right, (mefie toi) Tabernac!
My Dad, 'es from Cornerbrook.
I swing a 'ammer pretty good too jus like my glove, eh?
A!
I got a new suit at Dorion Suit!
Its da bess!
T
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From: Montreal!
Newfoundlanders
We have 4 Newfoundlanders at Air Transat super guys ! fun to fly and drink like hell! i like that!
Troff is from Ontario that is for sure, are you a cousin of Dave Smirek? the famous Terminator....
jock
Troff is from Ontario that is for sure, are you a cousin of Dave Smirek? the famous Terminator....
jock
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From: youguessit
troff
We should all read "Trough", not troff, Your grammar is probably weak amongst other things. All pilots know what a trough is and as you know in french it means "creux".
The doctor says that there is a permanent trough between your ears and it flooded your brain, the damage is permanent and it's too late to operate.
We should all read "Trough", not troff, Your grammar is probably weak amongst other things. All pilots know what a trough is and as you know in french it means "creux".
The doctor says that there is a permanent trough between your ears and it flooded your brain, the damage is permanent and it's too late to operate.
Last edited by laic; 10th August 2007 at 22:53.
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Troff
Da name 'as nutin t' do wit da wedder, you snotty fac'd wes-hiland hinglish school boy. You do nottin' wit a book! You never read da story abo' Troff? A! Are you da mine reader de hinglish use to call Kreskin? Das your narrow brain and pre-set believ habout tings you see in odder people tinking wit da min trust take off power! You ak lik you sum kin' of no it all austrlalien funny talking trainer pilot-type, all book, no 'ans an feet...
Commen' like dat can get da 'ockey sweater pull over the 'ead at da hen of da secon period, you no waht I mean? You gonna get da Ste Cecile full seal puuppy treatment, es ti! Play pika-boo wit da led fill' snoeshoe!
Dats 'ow pepol get da lesson taut to dem in Ste C de la R B... You gonna learn an it gonn urt you more dan me.
Now go on wit yur auto-mated Toulouse out-house wit wings. I ear henough habout you an your commen', you ugly bag of mosly water....
T
Commen' like dat can get da 'ockey sweater pull over the 'ead at da hen of da secon period, you no waht I mean? You gonna get da Ste Cecile full seal puuppy treatment, es ti! Play pika-boo wit da led fill' snoeshoe!
Dats 'ow pepol get da lesson taut to dem in Ste C de la R B... You gonna learn an it gonn urt you more dan me.
Now go on wit yur auto-mated Toulouse out-house wit wings. I ear henough habout you an your commen', you ugly bag of mosly water....
T
Last edited by troff; 11th August 2007 at 16:30.
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From: Anywhere there are cats to chase.
"A!"
"A!"
Saudipic-neuf! Mon-dieu! 50 cos' an arm an a leg ere dans "La Belle Province". Wen you gonna com on over an by one for me, tabernac? The tax, day kill me an' da road, it kill da Duster on' da way to da bar "Sex Ce Bon"!
Saudipic-neuf! Mon-dieu! 50 cos' an arm an a leg ere dans "La Belle Province". Wen you gonna com on over an by one for me, tabernac? The tax, day kill me an' da road, it kill da Duster on' da way to da bar "Sex Ce Bon"!