A! I am da "pure laine", buddy, not a l'Acadie!!!
An don' you go an' confuse me wit someoder guy 'o like the steak from 'Halberta, eh?
An I done notin' but make fun of my own.
So da moderator his OK wit' dat.
Wat wrong to say I fart in your general direction? Eh?
An, I don need no security door to protek me from you.
I play 'ockey, eh? An I make sure you be on da business en' of da glove when I get my ands 'on you! English big shot jam tart from what? Toronto? We got our village idiot from 'dere! Tink yer smart eh? Sure da 'Habs are wimps since de move in da Bell Centre but it was good before wen John Ferguson take on all commers... I learn from 'im and I show you.
Bet you need autopilot to lan' when da wedder is no good... even when da wedder is good, tabernac! You don' even no WOXOF!!! You 'iding undr da cover in your cozy bed from La Baie when dat 'appen, tabernac!
T
Da pilot from Ste. Cecile de la Rubber Boot.