Sorry for digging up an old thread but i have to share this one....

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."


all the best.

Greg

^ Hahah. That's cute! :D

Gatwick Airport. Foggy at destination (Jersey)

Passenger: Why is why my flight delayed?

Me: Because of the fog Madam.

Passenger: Well I've just phoned my friend in Jersey and she says it's not that foggy and that she can see all the way to the end of her garden.

Me: Oh. Is it a big garden?

Passenger: Yes it is.

Me: Right, well tell her to pop the washing line down, put the patio lights on and we'll land there.... True story.

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Passenger: What film will be on the flight?

Me: *big sigh*

Quick witted colleague: Let's see, it's Tuesday so, Dances with wolves Sir.

Passenger: Oh, I've already seen that.

Quick witted colleague: Oh, sorry to hear that, how about Ocean's Eleven?

Passenger: No, not seen that.

Quick witted colleague: I'll get on to it straight away Sir (and picks up the phone).

Just wear a uniform into an airport and you'll soon be asked some daft questions. £10 says the first is 'Do you work here?'