Apparently 'Freight Dogs' make the best lovers.

Airclues

ps. Perhaps I shouldn't have said that on the Cabin Crew forum. :)

First time i fit the profile then:p
Thanks airclues:E
M.85

Hey Airclues , if it's an advertisement it's not allowed in this Forum; if it's a statement we need graphics and statistics to prove it :p

What about student pilots??? Do they get a look at all?:)

Hmm, most, not all, of the female pilots I have met in the past have had bigger willies than myself, or furry, or both ..

Do women dig pilots, I don't think so anymore ... most of my toastie mates would like to see most pilots publicly beheaded after each flight, or maybe before .. but then we'd have a problem with flights wouldn't we?

flyblue

If this were JetBlast I would say that it's because Freight Dogs regularly stay up all night. However as it's not JetBlast I wouldn't dream of saying that.

Airclues

M.85

Hi!

Have you forgotten that us Brits don't have a summer?

And when we do get a glipse of sunshine - we're stuck in a metal tube with only tea, coffee and water to choose from working like mad!!!!!

It's sad, but it's true - I suppose tea is what I'm used to. But I have to hand it to any man - if they can get up and make a cup of tea and toast without having had me to ask for it - then, that's well impressive!!!

Now, freshly picked oranges, freshly squeezed and freshly baked croissants - I could be tempted!!







:} :} :D :D

iBYlady,
If your garden is big enough to have orange trees in it,and that you have a home baker..i will do the picking and serve it to you even before you wake up to ask..
NOW,thats FRENCH/ENGLISH friendship..isnt it??:p

M.85

NearlyMan,

I think what you are are trying to say is that we have more balls than you. Maybe you should stop playing with yours.

I can assure you that being a pilot makes me absolutely no different from any other women. But what would you know about them.......

In my past I dated pilots - why not? What makes them any different to any other men we meet either at work or socially? Though my best advice is to date an aircraft mechanic... I'm marrying mine this year and I have never been more excited!!!!

BYlady,

Tea - lovely, milk, one sugar, English Breakfast my favourite blend!

Been flying long? :E

Jinkster

I'm dating one of the cabin crew from my company bless her, love her to bits, but I'm moving to the orange airline now and will miss flying with her. She's very surpportive as well, hopefully she will turn out to be mrs right.

I get up and make her breakfast in bed without her asking! Does that make me impressive BYlady?

Only tempted to go out with a pilot ......
I dont like sharing my men with others!!
Never thought of student pilots, but then how would we meet??;)

REMEMBER

Helicopter Pilots Get it Up Quicker!:E



Happiness is a big Chopper.....:ok:


o.k i'm leaving.......

Moderator:
Looks like we need a new thread - for 16 year old wannabees!

Why? - because many of us stopped behaving like this when we were sixteen - I mean grown men(?) comparing willie sizes - I thought most of us gave this up when we left school - frightens me to think that some of the pos(t)ers actually fly aeroplanes for a living!

Actually, grown men never stop comparing willie sizes - they just get a bit more discreet about doing it as they get older.

Rotary pilots need our sympathy rather than our condemnation: Imagine spending serious time contemplating your own wings revolving while being shaken, stirred and deafened. Poor souls. I'll take a Boeing with non-moving wings any day!

Yea it would seem some posters need to Get a Sense of Humour also!!!:E


A statement obviously made by an plank flyer..
Ha Ha Ha let me know when to start laughing.... Jeezz really...

:ok: :ok:

What hapen't to you rotaryman?
Thought you wanted to be a real pilot?!

How many cabin crew do you have on your rotary-plane?

:cool:

TS

What would you rather - a LH pilot who only gets hands on once or twice a week, or a rotary pilot who is hands on all day, every day?

Remember, practice makes perfect.

Hope you are talking about flying? :=

Feel sorry for the rotary pilots who are hands on all day, every day. Better find a nice female cabin crew to do it for you!