Whats the funniest PA ever???
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Whats the funniest PA ever???
Just wondering - whats the funniest cabin PA that you have ever heard / made ????
I have heard the usual - "cabin crew, doors to manual and cross dress" which got a somewhat delayed reaction from pax.. but a growing titter soon erupted in the cabin...
Just what you need after a delayed 12hr mba-man
I have heard the usual - "cabin crew, doors to manual and cross dress" which got a somewhat delayed reaction from pax.. but a growing titter soon erupted in the cabin...
Just what you need after a delayed 12hr mba-man
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I was positioning on a flight one day when we heard from the purser "The cabin lights will shortly be dimmed for take off. If you wish to continue reading or are afraid of the dark, you will find switches for the reading lights in the panel above your head." Once again, it took a while for the pax to react, but they got there in the end!
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On a flight from Morton Bay to Sydney, a passenger brought on-board some of the bays, world famous, bugs.
The senior flight attendant kindly took them from him and placed them in asfe place of the flight.
As the pax were disembarking the SFA couldn't remember which passenger the bugs belonged to and ask another FA to query the pax on the PA.
She responded with the following:
" Ladies and Gentleman, would the passenger who gave the crabs to our senior flight attendant, in Morton bay, please identify himself"
The senior flight attendant kindly took them from him and placed them in asfe place of the flight.
As the pax were disembarking the SFA couldn't remember which passenger the bugs belonged to and ask another FA to query the pax on the PA.
She responded with the following:
" Ladies and Gentleman, would the passenger who gave the crabs to our senior flight attendant, in Morton bay, please identify himself"
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For anyone who has flown in the past with Ryanair, or intends to join at any time soon, working with JXXX HXXXXXXXX is a must, I believe crew actually try swapping onto his flights because he is a total riot from start to finish, a really nice guy who is loved by all the f/as. I also heard he recently got employee of the year at the last Xmas party in DUB. If anyone knows join im sure you'll all agree he is the best person for changing his PAs on a whim!
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...and just a quiet edit by me to remove the full name. Try not to use real names, folks, unless they are your own or those of your family pets etc! There are, aside from confidentiality issues, some security issues in our line of work.
Thanks for contributing,
Mr and Mrs Squid's wee boy, Sick.
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[This message has been edited by Sick Squid (edited 21 February 2001).]
[This message has been edited by airbourne (edited 21 February 2001).]
...and just a quiet edit by me to remove the full name. Try not to use real names, folks, unless they are your own or those of your family pets etc! There are, aside from confidentiality issues, some security issues in our line of work.
Thanks for contributing,
Mr and Mrs Squid's wee boy, Sick.
Cabin Crew Forum Moderator
[This message has been edited by Sick Squid (edited 21 February 2001).]
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Related to me by friendly stewie....
Cabin Attendant enters flight deck, passing slip of paper to Captain....departs Flight Deck. Crackle, as PA hums into life. "Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that there is a lady with us today seated in seat *** who is celebrating her 111th birthday......so please join me in congratulating her on behalf of *** Airlines.."
Cabin attendant enters Flight deck, shouting...
"No, Captain, shes ILL!"
Tailwinds
Cabin Attendant enters flight deck, passing slip of paper to Captain....departs Flight Deck. Crackle, as PA hums into life. "Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that there is a lady with us today seated in seat *** who is celebrating her 111th birthday......so please join me in congratulating her on behalf of *** Airlines.."
Cabin attendant enters Flight deck, shouting...
"No, Captain, shes ILL!"
Tailwinds
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I have used this one a few times:
Ladies and gentlemen, at ******* ******* Airways, we are proud to have some of the finest cabin crew in the industry (pause), sadly none of them were available for todays flight, so instead I introduce to you....
Ladies and gentlemen, at ******* ******* Airways, we are proud to have some of the finest cabin crew in the industry (pause), sadly none of them were available for todays flight, so instead I introduce to you....
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What is your problem "flyingal"? Do you tar all flight deck with the same brush? Happy to say that there are not too many attitudes like yours around.....
Now what was your name again..."flyinmoron"? or something...get a life
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More Curry!
Now what was your name again..."flyinmoron"? or something...get a life
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More Curry!
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Mate of mine is a Company 2 i/c (second in command)with the Queens Dragoon Guards and was flying back in a charter from Bosnia last year. Some plainer than usual female soldiers were getting quite a bit of attention than usual. He asked the purser if he could make an announcement, to which she duely obliged:
"Ladies, just a quick note from the officers, on landing in the UK you are once more all officially ugly!"
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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic HERD!
"Ladies, just a quick note from the officers, on landing in the UK you are once more all officially ugly!"
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The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic HERD!