Related to me by friendly stewie....
Cabin Attendant enters flight deck, passing slip of paper to Captain....departs Flight Deck. Crackle, as PA hums into life. "Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that there is a lady with us today seated in seat *** who is celebrating her 111th birthday......so please join me in congratulating her on behalf of *** Airlines.."
Cabin attendant enters Flight deck, shouting...
"No, Captain, shes ILL!"
Tailwinds
