First class boarding first...why?
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I'matightbastard
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First class boarding first...why?
I don't get it. The best I've heard is that they get to put their luggage in their own overhead, but that's not really the case as only 1st class can put their handhelds in the bins in first class anyway.
Why load 'em first? Sure they get on first, and all the spotty oiks have to gawk at them as they shuffle past, tugging a respectful forelock. It's not as if they can hit the oiks with rolled up newspapers or riding crops, or exercise Droit de Seigneur. Those days are over.
So they get on first, but to cramped little seats. Ok cramped big seats, but then they have to put up with the assault of body odour and garlic breath, not to mention the squarking of the chickins the peasants bring on for an in flight snack.
Why not let them get on last? It'd be like having the whole theatre seated before Her Majesty arrives.
It just seems so much more logical to put 'em on last, so how come?
Why load 'em first? Sure they get on first, and all the spotty oiks have to gawk at them as they shuffle past, tugging a respectful forelock. It's not as if they can hit the oiks with rolled up newspapers or riding crops, or exercise Droit de Seigneur. Those days are over.
So they get on first, but to cramped little seats. Ok cramped big seats, but then they have to put up with the assault of body odour and garlic breath, not to mention the squarking of the chickins the peasants bring on for an in flight snack.
Why not let them get on last? It'd be like having the whole theatre seated before Her Majesty arrives.
It just seems so much more logical to put 'em on last, so how come?
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From: Sydney, Australia
The First and Business class people have to board first so that they can get their pre-flight drink, pack, etc.... Also, they are probably the most anxious to get away from the gate lounge of course.
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From: Sydney
Well no wonder its called FIRST.
I don't think I would like to wait for, say, 350 to board a 747 and be the last one to get on for the ridicilous amount of money you pay (something like $12,000 to fly to LAX from Sydney).
I don't think I would like to wait for, say, 350 to board a 747 and be the last one to get on for the ridicilous amount of money you pay (something like $12,000 to fly to LAX from Sydney).
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From: Europe
Here First Class can board at their convenience, and usually have a First/Business dedicated jetway (whenever possible, like on 747), but anyway the Business and Economy don't go past First because it's in the first section of the A/C and boarding is through the second door.
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From: Cheshire, UK
Onan, You seem to have a tad hump about it. In your game you must have flown First once or twice surely ?
Done it once or twice myself. I guess I get your sentiment - it's all about Customer Service.
Seating, pre-flight drinkies, ensuring one is comfortable, getting to know the crew who are attending. Ensuring that the service will go as planned.
I have to say it works very well and in my opinion should be viewed as a compliment to the crew that work very hard to do the work and promote the service the airline is offering.
Done it once or twice myself. I guess I get your sentiment - it's all about Customer Service.
Seating, pre-flight drinkies, ensuring one is comfortable, getting to know the crew who are attending. Ensuring that the service will go as planned.
I have to say it works very well and in my opinion should be viewed as a compliment to the crew that work very hard to do the work and promote the service the airline is offering.
