Airline Names..The real meaning
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Airline Names..The real meaning
QANTAS
Queens And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
SAS
Sex After Sandwiches
BA
Beastly Actually
Bloody Awful
BOAC
Better On A Camel
SABENA
Such A Bad Experience Never Again
DELTA
Don`t Even Leave The Airport
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
TWA
Terrorists Welcome Aboard
TAA
Try Another Airline
ALITALIA
Arrive Late In Tokyo And Luggage In Athens
OLYMPIC
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
LUFTHANSA
Let Us F##k The Hosties And Not Say Anything
TEAL(Air New Zealand)
Terrible Experience Always Late
GARUDA
Good Airline Ruined Under Dutch Administration
Queens And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
SAS
Sex After Sandwiches
BA
Beastly Actually
Bloody Awful
BOAC
Better On A Camel
SABENA
Such A Bad Experience Never Again
DELTA
Don`t Even Leave The Airport
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
TWA
Terrorists Welcome Aboard
TAA
Try Another Airline
ALITALIA
Arrive Late In Tokyo And Luggage In Athens
OLYMPIC
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
LUFTHANSA
Let Us F##k The Hosties And Not Say Anything
TEAL(Air New Zealand)
Terrible Experience Always Late
GARUDA
Good Airline Ruined Under Dutch Administration
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Before this gets sent off to JetBlast:
Alitalia:
Always late in taking off, always late in arriving
Lufthansa
Let us F*** the hostesses as no stewards available
BOAC (During Profumo affair)
Bend over again, Christine
SAHSA
Stay at home, stay alive
SAS
Same as Sabena
TWA
Try Walking Across
(Or after TWA800 - three-hundred wet Americans - Nasty)
Alitalia:
Always late in taking off, always late in arriving
Lufthansa
Let us F*** the hostesses as no stewards available
BOAC (During Profumo affair)
Bend over again, Christine
SAHSA
Stay at home, stay alive
SAS
Same as Sabena
TWA
Try Walking Across
(Or after TWA800 - three-hundred wet Americans - Nasty)
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Clever And Trim Hostesses Are Your Perfect Aesthetic Companions In Flight I Contend
or
Cute And Tasty Hosties As Yet Persistently Avoid Consummating Inflight Fantasies If Chatted-up
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Cute And Tasty Hosties As Yet Persistently Avoid Consummating Inflight Fantasies If Chatted-up
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BOAC
Used to mean Bought on American credit
finally changed to
Better off at Caledonian
PIA
Please inform Allah
AI
Allah informed
KLM
(K)nights of Love and Madness
Once known as Kill Little Monkeys - a freight charter, seems you had to be there.
SABENA
Such a bloody experience, never again.
AF
Air France - Air Chance
EI
Aer Lingus - Aer Lingum (look that one up)
BEA
Britains Excuse for an Airline
SAS
Sex and Satisfaction
Heat
Almost forgot.
OLYMPIC
Onassis Likes Your Money, Please - In Cash.
Heat
Used to mean Bought on American credit
finally changed to
Better off at Caledonian
PIA
Please inform Allah
AI
Allah informed
KLM
(K)nights of Love and Madness
Once known as Kill Little Monkeys - a freight charter, seems you had to be there.
SABENA
Such a bloody experience, never again.
AF
Air France - Air Chance
EI
Aer Lingus - Aer Lingum (look that one up)
BEA
Britains Excuse for an Airline
SAS
Sex and Satisfaction
Heat
Almost forgot.
OLYMPIC
Onassis Likes Your Money, Please - In Cash.
Heat
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GARUDA - Grotty Airline Run Under Dutch Administration
SWISS - So What, It's Still Swissair
LUFTHANSA - Luggage Usually Flies To Hamburg And Never (the) Selected Airport
QANTAS - Queers And Necrophiliacs, Transvestites And Sodomites
Does anyone have one for CITIEXPRESS????????
SWISS - So What, It's Still Swissair
LUFTHANSA - Luggage Usually Flies To Hamburg And Never (the) Selected Airport
QANTAS - Queers And Necrophiliacs, Transvestites And Sodomites
Does anyone have one for CITIEXPRESS????????
