Before this gets sent off to JetBlast:
Alitalia:
Always late in taking off, always late in arriving
Lufthansa
Let us F*** the hostesses as no stewards available
BOAC (During Profumo affair)
Bend over again, Christine
SAHSA
Stay at home, stay alive
SAS
Same as Sabena
TWA
Try Walking Across
(Or after TWA800 - three-hundred wet Americans - Nasty)