Airline Names..The real meaning
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AA (American Airlines)
Always Awful
Aer Lingus (Irish Airlines)
Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits.
AI
Allah Informed
Air Canada
Air Can’t Uh Dah
Air India
After I Return, I'll Never Do It Again
Air Malta
An Irritating Ride. Most Annoying. Late Takeoff Also
Alaska (Alaska Airlines)
Another Late Arrival, Start Kissing Ass
Allegany Airlines (US Airways)
Agony Airlines
Alitalia (Italian Airlines)
Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And luggage In Athens
Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italian Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
American
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
ANSETT (Australian Airline)
Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown
AUA
Almost Unknown Airline
AWA
Always Wasting Assets
BA (British Airways)
Bloody Awful
BEA
Better Eat Afterwards
BOAC
Bend Over And Cough
Better On A Camel
BWIA (British West Indies Airlines)
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Better Walk If you're Able
But Will I Arrive?
CAAC (China Airlines)
China Airlines Always Crashes
Chinese Airlines Always Cancel
Canada 3000
Cattlecar 3000
Dan Air
Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
Delta (Delta Airlines)
Don't Ever Land There Again
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
EAA (
Even Apes Aviate
El Al (Israel International Airlines)
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost
Emirates
English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering
Finnair (Airline of Finland)
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality
GARUDA
Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration
Gulf Air
Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair
JAL (Japan Airlines)
Journey Always Late
JAT (JAT Airlift Co)
Joke About Time
JMC (JMC Airlines - UK)
Just More Crap
KLM (Dutch International Airline)
Kamikaze Loving Maniacs
LIAT (West Indies Airline)
Lost in-between Antigua, Trinidad
Leave island any time
Late If At All
Lot (Polish Airlines)
Lots Of Trouble
Lufthansa (German International Airline)
Let Us F&%k The Hostess And Not Say Anything
MIAT
Maybe I Arrive Today
Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
Olympic (Greek International Airline)
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PAL
Plane Always Late
Pan Am
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
PIA (Pakistan International Airline)
Please Inform Allah
PWA
Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS (Australian Airline)
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Ryanair (Very profitable and successful European Airline)
Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership
Sabena
Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
SAHSA
Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airline Service)
Same As Sabena
SIA (Singapore International Airlines)
Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America
Swissair
Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Rare
TAA
Try Another Airline
TACA (South American Airline)
Take A Chance Airways
Take A Coffin Along
TANGO (Air Canada)
That’s All, Now Get Off
TAP
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
THY
They Hate You
TNT (TNT Express Air Freight)
Tomorrow Not Tonight
TRANSAVIA
To Rape A Nice Stewardess After V1 is Allowed
TWA (Trans World Airlines)
Theives, Whores & Alcoholics
United (United Airlines)
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
USAir
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality (used to be Allegheny Airlines)
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
Varig (Brazilian Airline)
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Virgin (Virgin Atlantic Airlines – England)
Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos
Westjet
We Expect Some Turbulence, Joyously Exterminating TANGO
Worldways (Former Canadian Airline)
We Organize Real Long Delays, Wait And You’ll See
Always Awful
Aer Lingus (Irish Airlines)
Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits.
AI
Allah Informed
Air Canada
Air Can’t Uh Dah
Air India
After I Return, I'll Never Do It Again
Air Malta
An Irritating Ride. Most Annoying. Late Takeoff Also
Alaska (Alaska Airlines)
Another Late Arrival, Start Kissing Ass
Allegany Airlines (US Airways)
Agony Airlines
Alitalia (Italian Airlines)
Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And luggage In Athens
Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italian Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
American
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
ANSETT (Australian Airline)
Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown
AUA
Almost Unknown Airline
AWA
Always Wasting Assets
BA (British Airways)
Bloody Awful
BEA
Better Eat Afterwards
BOAC
Bend Over And Cough
Better On A Camel
BWIA (British West Indies Airlines)
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Better Walk If you're Able
But Will I Arrive?
CAAC (China Airlines)
China Airlines Always Crashes
Chinese Airlines Always Cancel
Canada 3000
Cattlecar 3000
Dan Air
Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
Delta (Delta Airlines)
Don't Ever Land There Again
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
EAA (
Even Apes Aviate
El Al (Israel International Airlines)
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyone’s Luggage Always Lost
Emirates
English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering
Finnair (Airline of Finland)
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality
GARUDA
Good And Reliable.........Under Dutch Administration
Gulf Air
Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair
JAL (Japan Airlines)
Journey Always Late
JAT (JAT Airlift Co)
Joke About Time
JMC (JMC Airlines - UK)
Just More Crap
KLM (Dutch International Airline)
Kamikaze Loving Maniacs
LIAT (West Indies Airline)
Lost in-between Antigua, Trinidad
Leave island any time
Late If At All
Lot (Polish Airlines)
Lots Of Trouble
Lufthansa (German International Airline)
Let Us F&%k The Hostess And Not Say Anything
MIAT
Maybe I Arrive Today
Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
Olympic (Greek International Airline)
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PAL
Plane Always Late
Pan Am
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
PIA (Pakistan International Airline)
Please Inform Allah
PWA
Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS (Australian Airline)
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Ryanair (Very profitable and successful European Airline)
Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership
Sabena
Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
SAHSA
Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airline Service)
Same As Sabena
SIA (Singapore International Airlines)
Sex In the Air
Singapore Imitates America
Swissair
Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Rare
TAA
Try Another Airline
TACA (South American Airline)
Take A Chance Airways
Take A Coffin Along
TANGO (Air Canada)
That’s All, Now Get Off
TAP
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
THY
They Hate You
TNT (TNT Express Air Freight)
Tomorrow Not Tonight
TRANSAVIA
To Rape A Nice Stewardess After V1 is Allowed
TWA (Trans World Airlines)
Theives, Whores & Alcoholics
United (United Airlines)
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
USAir
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality (used to be Allegheny Airlines)
UTA
Unlikely To Arrive
Varig (Brazilian Airline)
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Virgin (Virgin Atlantic Airlines – England)
Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos
Westjet
We Expect Some Turbulence, Joyously Exterminating TANGO
Worldways (Former Canadian Airline)
We Organize Real Long Delays, Wait And You’ll See
