Airline Names..The real meaning
QANTAS
Queens And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards SAS Sex After Sandwiches BA Beastly Actually Bloody Awful BOAC Better On A Camel SABENA Such A Bad Experience Never Again DELTA Don`t Even Leave The Airport UTA Unlikely To Arrive TWA Terrorists Welcome Aboard TAA Try Another Airline ALITALIA Arrive Late In Tokyo And Luggage In Athens OLYMPIC Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash LUFTHANSA Let Us F##k The Hosties And Not Say Anything TEAL(Air New Zealand) Terrible Experience Always Late GARUDA Good Airline Ruined Under Dutch Administration |
Before this gets sent off to JetBlast:
Alitalia: Always late in taking off, always late in arriving Lufthansa Let us F*** the hostesses as no stewards available BOAC (During Profumo affair) Bend over again, Christine SAHSA Stay at home, stay alive SAS Same as Sabena TWA Try Walking Across (Or after TWA800 - three-hundred wet Americans - Nasty) |
Ryanair
Bend over, drop your pants, while I give it to you up the a$$ |
EMIRATES
English Manage, Indians Run And The Expats Suffer...... |
Spin off of Air Canada called TANGO stands for:
That's All Now Get Off! |
More of the Same
QANTAS
Quite A Nice Trip Awesome Service LUFTHANSA Let us F**k the Hostesses As No Stewards Available |
Clever And Trim Hostesses Are Your Perfect Aesthetic Companions In Flight I Contend
or Cute And Tasty Hosties As Yet Persistently Avoid Consummating Inflight Fantasies If Chatted-up |
BOAC
Used to mean Bought on American credit finally changed to Better off at Caledonian PIA Please inform Allah AI Allah informed KLM (K)nights of Love and Madness Once known as Kill Little Monkeys - a freight charter, seems you had to be there. SABENA Such a bloody experience, never again. AF Air France - Air Chance EI Aer Lingus - Aer Lingum (look that one up) BEA Britains Excuse for an Airline SAS Sex and Satisfaction Heat Almost forgot. OLYMPIC Onassis Likes Your Money, Please - In Cash. Heat |
BEA - Bu**er Everybody About
QANTAS - Quell All Nice Thoughts About Survival |
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Anyone remember Worldways ....
We Organize Really Long Delays, Wait Around, You'll See! |
GARUDA - Grotty Airline Run Under Dutch Administration
SWISS - So What, It's Still Swissair LUFTHANSA - Luggage Usually Flies To Hamburg And Never (the) Selected Airport QANTAS - Queers And Necrophiliacs, Transvestites And Sodomites Does anyone have one for CITIEXPRESS???????? |
IBERIA
incompetent, because everyone really isn't arsed |
BA (British Airways) = Bad Attitude
DJ (Virgin Blue) = Very Basic or simply, Very BAD! |
JMC
Just Murdered Caledonian LIAT Luggage In Another Timezone :cool: |
SWISS
So What Its Still Swissair |
TACA (from Central America) = Take A Chance Airways
Bear 555 |
We used to call.....
JMC = Just Might Crash :E Also very nasty one for TACA :E Think about it, might post it later! |
On the day of change to JMC I remember the AML crew straight away came up with JUST MORE CRAP.
How apt. cheers ;) FF |
hehe FormerFlyer... that one seemed to be a favourite of the tourists complaining to the holiday reps on a jmc holiday I was once on...
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