BOAC - Better on a camel

[Heathrow Harry]

BOAC & BEA reminiscences website soemone told me about this weekend

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[Bergerie1]

A great airline - but I remember it as Boys Overseas After Crumpet

[Airbanda]

At the time of the Profumo affair, Bend Over Again Christine

[lakerman]

BEA

I thought "back each afternoon" was a better description for the domestic side of things.

[Yellow Sun]

Then there was:

Such an Awful Bloody Experience Never Again

YS

[BEagle]

And Lufthansa?

Let Us The Hosties And Not Say Anything!

[innuendo]

Been over at Cartierville.

[Kieron Kirk]

Apologies to Alitalia.

"All ladies in transit always leave in agony".

As for Qantas.....

Surely BOAC means "Better off at Caledonian".

Ciarain.

[Warmtoast]

I remember BOAC's advertising slogan, "It's quicker by BOAC" that was bowdlerized to "It's quicker by BOAT"

[JW411]

BWIA - But Will It Arrive?

TWA - Try Walking Across.

PIA - Please Inform Allah.

UAA - Use Another Airline.

[G&T ice n slice]

When I worked there it was knows a British Overstaffed Airways Corporation.

Then it was rolled up with those grammar school and secondary modern oiks from BEA and it was never the same

[mcdhu]

BWIA?
Britain's Worst Investment Abroad!!

[Wander00]

THY -- They Hate You

[India Four Two]

PAL - Plane Always Late

PWA - Please Wait Awhile

Trans Texas Airways - Tree Top Airlines or Tinker Toy Arlines

When Trans-Texas Airways changed its name to Texas International Airlines, the company ran newspaper ads showing a Tinker Toy airplane flying along treetops. The copy read "No More Tinker Toys. No More Treetops. We are now Texas International Airlines."

[chimbu]

"As for Qantas"-

Well.
The politically incorrect ones can't be published
But-
Quite A Nice Trip, All Survived

[Allan Lupton]

Quote:
PAL - Plane Always Late

but on the rare occasions it wasn't:
PAL - Punctual At Last

[falcon12]

TWA - Teeny Weeny Airways.

Also applied to the RAF's 152 Squadron who flew Pembrokes's and an Andover whilst based in Bahrain in the late 60's

[Heathrow Harry]

Garuda = Good AiRline Under Dutch Administration

[goofer]

TWA

Another for (much-missed) TWA

"Thousands Wait Anxiously"

[compton3bravo]

BAF

British Air Ferries - Bloody Awful Flight.