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Old 7th Dec 2000, 03:41
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Angry So what gets on your nerves ??

OK chaps !!...listen up !! Tonight on radar moderately busy training a complete newbie I had two guys from the same company treat the tma to a rendition of the Budweiser "wasssuppp" ad !! They are easy to identify ,but, as they did not speak again after being told to shut up it is difficult to pursue !. I don't want to seem a bore BUT if they had the frequency blocked when I was trying to turn them on to the ILS I have no doubt that they would squeal like stuck pigs !!!!
There are loads of threads here about unobliging atc'ers etc what about juvenile pilots who should know better ....or is that how things are done "down under"?
Anyway rant over ...what ticks you guys off??
 
Old 7th Dec 2000, 22:28
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blokes requesting higher...when you tell them to maintain, and tell them about the traffic they say something like " yes, we can see it on tcas"

Plus, people making silly requests when its obviously effing busy " I suppose theres no chance of going direct to....."
 
Old 8th Dec 2000, 05:13
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"What number am I in sequence" is one.

And another is OJTIs who say "what about doing that...." When you are just about to 'kin do it!
 
Old 8th Dec 2000, 09:53
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Old 8th Dec 2000, 13:34
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You've got heaps of tfc, mod to sev turb reports, lots af level changes, additional coordination, higher complexity as a result, and then the Lufthansas saying:"We're experiencing light turbulence, request lower level:" AAAARGGGGHHH!!!!!
 
Old 8th Dec 2000, 18:25
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Consistent unwillingness to offer even the slightest discounts no matter how much we cut their costs or bust our balls to help them! When will they ever learn......

"Direct tracking not available due your management's scabiness!"
 
Old 8th Dec 2000, 19:55
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"VIE NEED TOO MINETS BEHIND 757" usually said as the a/c turns onto the runway, not 5 minutes ago when they were given line up.
 
Old 8th Dec 2000, 23:36
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1. A/c "XXX request descent"
ATC "XXX descend FL270"
A/c "Do you want us to leave now?"

2. ATC "XXX what level are you requesting?"
A/c "We'd like 330 to cruise"
ATC "Roger, climb FL330"
(updates computer, phones co-ordination)
A/c "XXX requesting FL370"

Just two of my favourites!!!
 
Old 9th Dec 2000, 00:52
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That f***in' letter stapled to pay slips this month.

'You've all done awfully well, carry on', but not enough staff, no sign of any turning up, telling us how lucky we are to be employed by such a wonderful company, how well even our managers are doing, how we can all battle on through these short term 'blips'.

Ever seen him in the ops room?
 
Old 9th Dec 2000, 00:58
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Pilots who do not check in on a frequency.

Pilots who do not give their passing and cleared level on first contact.

Managers with big smiles after receiving their annual bonuses for moving more traffic with less delay.
 
Old 9th Dec 2000, 16:01
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Cleared2land27left,

If your OJTI is saying "what about doing that...", then you should have 'kin done it already!!
 
Old 9th Dec 2000, 18:29
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ATC: Descend now to Fl***, rate of descent 1500 feet p.m.

ACFT: Roger descend FL*** RoD 1500ft.p.m ....Do we have to leave now?

Just one that springs to mind daily!
 
Old 9th Dec 2000, 21:17
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"ABC123 climb FLxxx"(flight planned level)

ABC123 heaves itself to FLxxx

"ABC123 reaching FLxxx, requesting FLxxx + a bit more"

NOW you tell me!
 
Old 9th Dec 2000, 21:47
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"Reduce speed 220 kts and increase your rate of descent"

Just after touchdown: "expedite vacating next exit right, taxiway c to gate 34", and expecting an immediate response.

Just a couple, glad to see none of us are perfect.
 
Old 9th Dec 2000, 23:35
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Good points, static! Glad this is not just a one-way topic - let's have some more pilot input. Of course, if NATS actively encouraged ATCOs to take fam flights, the knowledge pool could be further expanded. Instead, it seems to be regarded as another nuisance factor that management would love to abolish. Not to worry, keep those "hates" coming in.
 
Old 10th Dec 2000, 00:06
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Pilots who start 45 minutes before their slot time, taxi 35 mins before the slot, get to the holding bay and say:

"Ready for departure when you are!!"

WHY?

....oh, and of course, WOMEN!!!!!!

TAKE COVER!
 
Old 10th Dec 2000, 00:38
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How about pilots visiting an ATC unit for a change?
Would give them an excellent overview!
 
Old 10th Dec 2000, 01:21
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Aviatiunn profecssionalls spelllin Britannia "Brittania" !!!!
 
Old 10th Dec 2000, 02:08
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PAC, not too long ago I had a couple of phone calls with our local SATCO, asked if we could do the familiarisation thing, if we could send pilots over there to see what goes on, and invited ATCO's on fam flights. I put a notice on our company noticeboard f.i.o pilots, and now have a list that I'm trying to organise w.r.t. dates. Not one ATCO has taken up the invitation, however.

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Old 10th Dec 2000, 22:37
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I have been on visit to ATC a couple of times, at AMS and once when I was snowed in in Gothenburg. Always very nicely received.
We have a company policy that allows fam-flights on the jumpseat for Air Traffic Controllers. I get the impression, though, that it is only used when they go on business-trips anyway. There is some contact as well between our two unions. I get the impression that ATC knows a little bit better now what we want in certain situations and more importantly, what we don`t want.
We also get a lot more insight in certain ATC decisions. Works well.

We deal with each other on a daily basis in a very intense way, but we really don`t know a lot about each other, do we?
 


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