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Old 21st Jul 2004, 19:54
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Job Descriptions at Maastricht UAC

Came across this link on the Mil. Forum

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Klaes de Vries = Spinster with Cats
John Doyle = Computer Nerd
Sandy Carruthers = Human Shield
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Old 21st Jul 2004, 21:48
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I've just found out my Father in Law is a porn star, my wife cleans sewers for a living, my daughter is gonna play for Aberdeen and I'm gonna quit this 5 mile malarky and become Prime Minister!!!
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4-3-3 Thanks for the barby; tried the dogs' names yet?

Nothing to do here but this gets funnier, and nearer the mark;

Traffic Traffic = cowboy
Azahar= Stunt Person
Phillipe Domogala= Unemployed
Ian Guild= Anything except your present job

And for those at LACC

Ham and Cheese= Insurance Fraudster
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Maastricht lads might like this one

Dover Controller = Muppet Impersonator
Dover ATCO = Office numpty
Clacton Controller = Computer Nerd
Clacton ATCO = Alien investigator

Although

Hurn Controller = Heavyweight Boxer
Hurn ATCO = Stand Up Comedian

Richard Everitt = Stripper
Paul Barron = Church Minister
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watch manager=Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.
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Cool

Phillipe unemployed??? I thought that boy was always employed doing something...

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Old 23rd Jul 2004, 02:29
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Hey that's great!!!

Point 7 - Quiz show contestant
Plazbot - Lumberjack (funnily enough, Tobzalp comes up as a Lumberjack as well)
Alan M - Bearded Lady in the circus
Gonzo - Air Steward (oh how I am laughing)
Hammy - Animal Therapist
Jerricho - Topless Model
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Hmmm... it's a human shield for me
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Air Steward...........

Hmmmmm. I'm going out with a stewardess, so I wouldn't complain!
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Just entered Loki, and it came up with:

Top Gun Pilot

I can live with that.....though I entered my real job title, and it came up with : street sweeper.

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pornstar...

who do we hand our notices in to?
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I was just wondering why you had taken this time off

Lon, I did indeed put the mutts names in, one was "Anything where you can kiss ass." the other was "Jungle explorer". Glad you enjoyed the barbie, that eau de vie nearly killed me at the end of the night!!!
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