Job Descriptions at Maastricht UAC
 

Came across this link on the Mil. Forum

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Klaes de Vries = Spinster with Cats
John Doyle = Computer Nerd
Sandy Carruthers = Human Shield

:eek: I've just found out my Father in Law is a porn star, my wife cleans sewers for a living, my daughter is gonna play for Aberdeen and I'm gonna quit this 5 mile malarky and become Prime Minister!!!:\

4-3-3 Thanks for the barby; tried the dogs' names yet?

Nothing to do here but this gets funnier, and nearer the mark;

Traffic Traffic = cowboy
Azahar= Stunt Person
Phillipe Domogala= Unemployed
Ian Guild= Anything except your present job

And for those at LACC

Ham and Cheese= Insurance Fraudster

Maastricht lads might like this one

Dover Controller = Muppet Impersonator
Dover ATCO = Office numpty
Clacton Controller = Computer Nerd
Clacton ATCO = Alien investigator

Although

Hurn Controller = Heavyweight Boxer
Hurn ATCO = Stand Up Comedian

Richard Everitt = Stripper
Paul Barron = Church Minister

watch manager=Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them. :D :D

Phillipe unemployed??? I thought that boy was always employed doing something...

regards

Scott

Hey that's great!!!

Point 7 - Quiz show contestant
Plazbot - Lumberjack (funnily enough, Tobzalp comes up as a Lumberjack as well)
Alan M - Bearded Lady in the circus
Gonzo - Air Steward (oh how I am laughing)
Hammy - Animal Therapist
Jerricho - Topless Model

Hmmm... it's a human shield for me :ouch:

Air Steward...........

Hmmmmm. I'm going out with a stewardess, so I wouldn't complain!

Just entered Loki, and it came up with:

Top Gun Pilot

I can live with that.....though I entered my real job title, and it came up with : street sweeper.

It says I should be a Moderator on JetBlast .... bugger !!!! ;)

pornstar...:hmm:

who do we hand our notices in to?

bids
I was just wondering why you had taken this time off :E

Lon, I did indeed put the mutts names in, one was "Anything where you can kiss ass." the other was "Jungle explorer".:\ Glad you enjoyed the barbie, that eau de vie nearly killed me at the end of the night!!!