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Old 9th March 2004 | 12:56
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Poetic ATCO's needed

You guys (and guyesses) might be amused by this thread or like to contribute.

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Old 9th March 2004 | 16:47
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lol you multi-tallented people!
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Old 13th March 2004 | 18:01
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Concerning an ex colleague of mine at Eurocontrol (also a frozen ATPL)... NB Vedat pronounced 'Vee-dot'

There once was a bloke called Vedat
Who flew aircraft that were completely shot
He checked for three greens
But no gear was seen
Cos the aircraft was ex-Aeroflot!
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Old 14th March 2004 | 11:53
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OK I'll have a go

I Hate to recieve coord from LON
I really dont find it all that fun
For their knowledge of Geog
They got from the back of a bog
All I can say is thanks to Honeywell and their TCAS,
resolutION.


TT coming to you live from the tropics - see what the heat does

getting Maastricht to rhyme with something should be interesting....
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Old 14th March 2004 | 12:14
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Ok the Middle Eastern Expat effort.

I work here in the sand pit,
Where the arabs are light on for wit,
Take out a sandwich with ham,
and yell "I love Uncle Sam!!"
and you will look like a right royal twit.

ATC in the Mid East is cool,
where craziness is the rule,
I work in Abu Dhabi,
where its hot like Wasabi,
and a can of heineken makes you drool.

(sorry you try rhyming with Abu Dhabi!!!)
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Old 14th March 2004 | 13:16
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How about:

There was a LARS controller at Thames,








now there isn't.





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