Ok the Middle Eastern Expat effort.
I work here in the sand pit,
Where the arabs are light on for wit,
Take out a sandwich with ham,
and yell "I love Uncle Sam!!"
and you will look like a right royal twit.
ATC in the Mid East is cool,
where craziness is the rule,
I work in Abu Dhabi,
where its hot like Wasabi,
and a can of heineken makes you drool.
(sorry you try rhyming with Abu Dhabi!!!)