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Zulu
1st Apr 2002, 19:40
April 01, 2002

By HARVEY UNION
Staff Reporter of TRANSPORT INTERNATIONAL

London - Today, Stephen Liars, UK Transport Minister, has announced that the low cost airlines are to take over the running of Railtrack, which was put into administration six months ago.

Ryanair immediately announced they would take over the Main Line route from London Kings Cross to Edinburgh. Admittedly, the trains start from Watford Junction and terminate at Gretna Green, but hey! Tickets are available from 99p return.

EasyJet have bid for easySleeper, the overnight train where you get a free orange shellsuit to sleep in.

Go were going to launch services from Newcastle, but their train driver, whilst able to drive past a green light, was awaiting further amber-light training.

As usual, no-one has a clue what buzz are doing.

Paul Y. Legg
(c) 2002 Reutgers News Agency

what_the_hell_was_that?
2nd Apr 2002, 07:44
April fools gags were meant to stop at 12pm..... ;)

Pirate
2nd Apr 2002, 08:14
wthwt,

I don't wish to be overly pedantic but I think you mean 12 mid-day. 12pm = 12 hours post meridian = midnight.

Creus
2nd Apr 2002, 08:21
Pedantic....Hmmmm :D