View Full Version : Fat Albert for a Fat Load
How about this for a payload
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23493865-3102,00.html
....anybody say how the patient survived the ordeal?
Mick.B
7th Apr 2008, 10:19
That must be a whole lot of woman.:eek:
mystic_meg
7th Apr 2008, 13:24
That must be a whole lot of woman
....nothing the Eng or Nav wouldn't be happy to sort out...:E
TOPBUNKER
7th Apr 2008, 13:26
Eng and Nav would have to fight off the GE first!
tutgby
7th Apr 2008, 13:56
Oh my lord, how revolting!! Poor Fat Albert!
PICKS135
7th Apr 2008, 16:55
Did they hide the pies as she came on board
:E:E:E
Kitsune
7th Apr 2008, 17:03
Eng thought it was quite tight until he realized he was on top of the Loady........:eek::E:eek:
antipodean alligator
8th Apr 2008, 10:19
Have you forgotten your own story in this area LJR? I vividly (with associated stomach pains) recall a larger than life Pollie that you took up for a Jolly in the Varkasaurus in the late 90's......so large that her right cheek kept pushing in the ICS Listen buttons.
My fondest memory is the look on your face when she wanted to give you a kiss of gratitude for your efforts!!!
airborne_artist
8th Apr 2008, 12:57
My fondest memory is the look on your face when she wanted to give you a kiss of gratitude for your efforts!!!
:E :E
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
8th Apr 2008, 17:11
How do they get her out at the destination? A low pass with the ramp down? :E
How sad that $100k is wasted on someone who has no self control or self respect. I don't know why they bothered.
FoxtrotAlpha18
8th Apr 2008, 23:03
How do they get her out at the destination? A low pass with the ramp down? :E
LAPES her right in over the hospital helipad! :eek::eek::eek:
BentStick
9th Apr 2008, 02:39
http://www.pprune.org/forums/images/infopop/icons/icon6.gif How's your own memory LJR?
Have you forgotten your own story in this area LJR? I vividly (with associated stomach pains) recall a larger than life Pollie that you took up for a Jolly in the Varkasaurus in the late 90's......so large that her right cheek kept pushing in the ICS Listen buttons.
My fondest memory is the look on your face when she wanted to give you a kiss of gratitude for your efforts!!!
Escape Module crew differential limits? Or was the AC a BMI bandit?:p
A. I did not kiss her
B. Crew module was well out of limits
C. Had we ejected, the right side would have landed first and I would have been cushioned!!!
D. We GOT the pay rise...
....AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
BentStick
9th Apr 2008, 04:58
A. I did not kiss her Yet.....see D. below.
B. Crew module was well out of limits...and I could only do RH circuits with the gear down
C. Had we ejected, the right side would have landed first and I would have been cushioned!!! impact attentuation bags on the inside...hooray!!
D. We GOT the pay rise... Man you earned it.:D
Could have been worse LRJ ......it could have been Big Kimbo or even bigger Robert Ray :\ (i aint signing those waivers)
fastener
9th Apr 2008, 06:24
Eng and Nav would have to fight off the GE first!
Hmmm! Whats the difference between a pilot and a pig?
A pig won't stay up all night to F&*k a pilot!!