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Nom De Guerre
23rd Dec 2004, 12:08
One Ive heard from the crewroom . .
A Herc captain whilst boarding points to his luggage on the pan and tells the loadie " Loadmaster, my luggage "
On arrival at some far flung place the captain is unable to find his cases
Captain " Loadie where are my suitcases ?"
To which the loadie replies " Probably still on the pan where you pointed them out "
ScootCargoOps
23rd Dec 2004, 12:25
I must say I do like this one......
I've personally had to use a catering lorry to offload the crew from a freighter before, all because there was a big step (50cm) out of the a/c.
The stairs were broken and we were unable to raise them any higher.
Wayitup
23rd Dec 2004, 17:22
The old ones are still.....the old ones
Merry christmas one and all:ok:
Nineiron
26th Dec 2004, 10:30
A punch line I heard to that one was
" Well ...remember that slight bump as we started to taxi?"
Variation on a theme.......
..........Captain of C130 says to Loadie after landing off an airdrop sortie: ''seen my hat anywhere, Loadie?''
''It was on the load last time I saw it , Skip!!''
Cheers all,
mcdhu
Fris B. Fairing
4th Jan 2005, 03:36
Another variation. (I wasn't the perpetrator but I did witness it).
Very pukka BOAC captain walks into tin-shed terminal at BNE and says to stressed check-in agent:
I say traffic, will our bags be all right out there on the footpath?
Yes Captain. They'll still be there when you get to Singapore.
(In memory of Russell)