Drunk Lapdancer Climbs Fence Sleeps in Kingair
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Drunk Lapdancer Climbs Fence Sleeps in Kingair
Surprised this has not made it on here already as it's all over the media in Scotland.
A person was found asleep in fixed wing air ambulance at ABZ last thursday morning when the crew went to the aircraft. Apparently the 5ft 1inch lapdancer had had a drunken argument with her boyfriend then walked to the airport where she climbed the perimeter fence and slept it off in the BE200.
Please move to Airports etc if appropriate, I have put it here first because of the obvious security implications.
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A person was found asleep in fixed wing air ambulance at ABZ last thursday morning when the crew went to the aircraft. Apparently the 5ft 1inch lapdancer had had a drunken argument with her boyfriend then walked to the airport where she climbed the perimeter fence and slept it off in the BE200.
Please move to Airports etc if appropriate, I have put it here first because of the obvious security implications.
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Bugger the security implications, what about jealousy & company morale?
I've never found a drunken lapdancer sleeping on anything I've ever flown!
Straight to JB, I predict...
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I've never found a drunken lapdancer sleeping on anything I've ever flown!
Straight to JB, I predict...
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Lucky that was in Scotland. Considering our Be200 spends a great deal of time parked in Lubumbashe, Dem. Rep. of Congo, I would be pretty frightened if I opened the plane to find a disgruntled, hungover, local lapdancer on board!!
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Witchdoctor,
Careful, she was imported from a jungle close to you - Stockton on Tees. Why ? we have enough.
When she appeared in court, the punishment received was an Abmonishment (aka as a slapped wrist). Glad to see the courts are on the ball in these days of hightened security.
Careful, she was imported from a jungle close to you - Stockton on Tees. Why ? we have enough.
When she appeared in court, the punishment received was an Abmonishment (aka as a slapped wrist). Glad to see the courts are on the ball in these days of hightened security.
