Surprised this has not made it on here already as it's all over the media in Scotland.
A person was found asleep in fixed wing air ambulance at ABZ last thursday morning when the crew went to the aircraft. Apparently the 5ft 1inch lapdancer had had a drunken argument with her boyfriend then walked to the airport where she climbed the perimeter fence and slept it off in the BE200.
Please move to Airports etc if appropriate, I have put it here first because of the obvious security implications.
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