oh how about this one?
"capt. stop the aircraft!! my foot is under the nosegear!!! argggggh"
similar situation as the previous,
"hello, ground! looks like we have a fire warning on No. 1, can you confirm?"
"ground? are you there ground?"
seriously, actual incidents. you have a point in being precise about this crucial phase of flight-esp when the ground engineer does not speak english well.