[QUOTE=Melchett01;9886297]That won't work Bigbux - apparently the Chinese are finding recruitment equally tricky but blame it on the poor state of recruits due to excessive computer games and masturbation (apparently 8% of cases of med fail)
Young Chinese are being rejected by army because they're too fat, masturbate excessively: Shanghaiist
Only 8%?
Now I am worried. What is excessive? Is it too late to stop?
I am reminded of the urban legend that a RN destroyer's crew were secretly ballloted to find the extent of self-abuse. 98% said that they did, and 2% told lies.