Herc' co-pilot training sortie at Fairford - instructor in LH seat is USAF exchange officer Major J J Smith ( RIP, sadly ).
J J is making notes as our hero in the RH seat flies downwind - co-pilot looks across at JJ with a worried look on his face.
" Don't worry G ****, I'm just writing a letter to my mother " says J J.
" Phew " says G.
" Dear Mother, what a dumb **** of a co-pilot I'm flying with ".
Even G managed to wet himself!