Pots??? Kettles???
I doubt that you ever did anything so outrageous during your time, newt!!
Mind you, if two Lightnings had done the same thing over Norwich - that far from Coltishall - by the time you had heard them and looked up to see them, they would have been out of fuel and going home.
My memory seems to recall many a grump from serving pilots about "retired officers" complaining about low-level flying aircraft and just about anything else they could think of.
I was delighted to see and hear the Lancaster flying over my house a few days ago - the merlins sounded great to me, so it is sad to hear about their grounding.
But do let us know how your complaint goes - and, as a palliative, invite them to come and do some ACT over my house. I would love to see/hear them. We get very little worth watching.