The other day in the Lamborne hold, after holding at BRASO and a few laps at LAM:
Director: "Speedbird XXX leave LAM heading 270, you will be landing on 27R, the aircraft ahead on 27L has a hydraulic problem and this should get you in with no further delay"
Speedbird lady pilot:"OK, leave Lamborne heading 270, thats great" (Pause) "But not for the other guy!"