Luggage you will never ever make it to captain at Cx or any other major airline . You clearly live in a bubble and don't have a clue how things work.
I truly feel sorry for the SOs that you are going to be flying with. I'd rather trust them in the jump seat than have you up front any day of the week.
FYI it's not always 3:1 , the children of the magenta line can multiply too..