britannia - 'when I booked this flight on the internet it said I got a meal' - steward 'I don't think it did madam' - ' no when I booked on line I was told I'd get a meal' - steward ' well
www.we ain't got nun dot com'.
'for those of you wishing to partake of our movie on the wing - it's gone with the wind'
'any please thankyou tea? - anyone for any please thankyou tea?' -(has to be said in glasweigian accent).
w**k you- bye -
'i'm with him' - 'we all have a cross to bear madam'
'we're together' - 'do you want to be?'
'got any nuts?' - 'about 290 of them madam'
'do you serve nuts?' - sir we serve all our passengers'
'got any cheesy pringles?' - no they cleared up since I went to the doctors'
sometimes I wonder how we get away with it ... answers on a post card please....