sorry guys heres another one from on the ground...last tues i was conversing in the middle of the terminal with a collegue from airport services when a big loud yank who was all stressed out and sweating gallons ran up to us, rudely interupting our conversation,he shouted at us in a big loud new york accent"hey you two wheres british air"to which i replied "sir,youre breathing it".he walked off with a vey red face
also a collegue at lhr a while ago. sir.the flight is indefinately delayed,
pax,well how longs indefinately
agent,i dont know its indefinately delayed
pax again,well how bloody longs indefinately
agent.sir i have two balls and neither are crystal