I know of an RAF SNCO who was court martialled for disposing of "surplus" drumstock AVTUR directly into the central heating oil tank of his married quarter. He was totally blatant about it and unsurprisingly someone reported him to the RAF Police.
Or the enterprising chap at Odiham that had his freezer and fridge in his separate garage on the married patch, nothing wrong there, except you could blatantly see the extension lead coming over the fence and running into the singly block near the fence with a sign attached to the plug saying please do not switch off.... I was surprised how long it took for them to cotton on to the fact.
