As Jim Croce once said:
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You dont' spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask of the old Lone Ranger
And you certainly don't mess around with the mental midgets and mini Hitlers in the TSA.
Actually, that last bit wasn't really in the song, but you get my drift. As one very familiar with Government mentality, I issue a plea to all aviators to NEVER EVER try to dazzle these people with your flashing wit. It will all end in tears every time.
Be careful out there..