Delays again at Heathrow

[Captain Spunkfarter]

JC's in the Tower
Oh, what a joy!
"Good Moaning Air France
Push Approved old boy".

Two Dovers wheels up
The work of a star
Storming to work
In his blue TVR.

But alas the day came
He became a cropper
"Cleared to lift!"
To the SAS chopper.

But the legend lives on
In a Tower far away
Let's hope he's happy
And the ponies have hay.