This was a funny said by a lovely colleague who sadly got killed but I'm sure she wouldn't have minded me posting it.
At our airfield a few years back we still had BAC 1-11s flying, one of the Captains was an ex Jaguar Pilot and liked to keep the nose wheel up for as long as possible as he landed, sometimes keeping the nose wheel up a very long time before gently dropping it to the ground.
On one such occasion as he taxied off she remarked to the Captain
what you got all the fat people down the back or something
The aircraft passed on to me on ground never uttered another word all you could hear was the mike being keyed and hysterical laughter emanating from the cockpit
Same colleague and I again sat in the Twr she on air I on ground.
One of the BAW pilots started chatting me up on his taxi out to the hold, they were off to Düsseldorf for a night stop and asked me if i wished to join them for the night.
On handing over to the Twr she commented to them
you don't want to take her shes just a tart with big boobs
to which came back the reply
thats exactly how I like them
One of ATCs characters sadly missed
